Are we UP for it ?

no its scotland..

he is going to the places that only men with beards and "hiking sandals" and grey wooly socks go.. the ones with wives that look like "cabbage patch dolls" and kids that look like they have been "cloned"..

they carry maps of f-cking everywhere and have sewn on patches of "bits of forests they have visited" with stickers on their volvo of national fr-ggin parks and Longleat safari park..

Advenuture holidays????

Its barely acceptable when you get paid for it...

It has to be either NZ or the Himalayas ??

Darn..40c.... wet suits...tents...foggy...raging rivers...??

Isn't it winter in the southern hemisphere, so ....sounds like trecking somewhere...hot at base camp, cold as you ascend...hilly, ravines, rivers, landslides...wet suits?

Could be kayaking or canoeing..nah...pot holing, caving ?

Mountaineering even...

where could it be... tempted to say NZ but not warm enough, so mebee up India, Nepal, Burma way ?

ffs man, more clues needed

sounds a bit like peru and similar south american cack-holes..

38.....cracking 'value'
But WRONG !

Jacko came through on the rails to pip Brycey by a nose .
Jacko gets it through assessment ! "Too hot for NZ"
soz Brycey, you were almost there.

38.
see me after class .
Highest navigable road in the world is NOT in Scotland.
Too many 'girly' cigs I reckon...

Himalayas it is.
I hate 'Indian food' ! I expect to lose weight .....
& yes 38 ! regardless whether I get 'Delhi Belly' or not.
Any 'old' Army techniques greatly appreciated

HIMALAYAS???
easy peasy...

dont forget to take a flask and some sensible "walking" shoes...

a light "poncho" type garment may be required for the odd change in the weather...

Dont forget the higher you go up the harder it is to light your cigs so take a number of disposables with you...

watch out for sherpas, they are not as "faithfull" as they used to be ....

Sherpa's..........
And about as reliable as a 'Leyland' version...

Walking shoes ! You for real Buddy ?

500cc Royal Enfields Old Boy, Although I believe 'they've' dropped the 'royal' ...
No 'cigs' for me 38, But a Carl Pilkington style effort of 52 packets of Cheese & onion crisps in a rucksack might be required..
Kendal Mint cake ! now there's a thought.

darn..
ok a "stout" pair of walking shoes then..
hilary wore a tie right to the top, i expect you will be doing the same???

if god had intended us to climb up stuff he wouldnt have invented 4 wheel drive!!!!

helicopters are great unless you lose all yours and have to "walk"...

still, the fresh air did me good..

see how high you can get a town flag..then stick the photo in the programme... i will read it from my "beach hideaway" with the waves lapping on the wooden struts(apparently-from the brochure)...

Am not having the "Jacko pipped me" no way jose,,I did say the Himalayas.

Sorry Brycey !
But you had two options... NZ or Himalayas.
Jacko quite rightly eliminated NZ as not being 'hot' enough & acknowledged the Southern hemisphere winter !
You were almost there Pal, but I had to pick a winner.
Maybe we should let it go to a....................
Bar STEWARDS inquiry ?

38 !