Well I never bookies

MESSIAH

messiah :

Gonna need Mich and his "parallel computing" to calculate those odds.

RDBD. i reckon gomes should be on that list... he might come back and be immense

Chronic :

You know the deal.
Give the odds of the "well I never" occurring for him, and he goes on the list.

'Arry

I reckon he'll do something none of us would expect...

Shelfside :

The deal is :

1. What he will do over the season that is "well I never"

2. The odds of that occurring (in your opinion) .


For example :

#1 = Krancjar gets more than 15 mins playing time every time he is on the bench for a PL game.

#2 = 60/1 that #1 happens

RDBD,

Righy-o;

1. Start Harry Kane in an important match

1a. 8/1

2. Bench Luka for Niko due to indiscipline.

2a. 15/1

3. Complain about Crouch to the cameras, calling him a lanky streak if peesh

3a. 1/2

Shelfside :

You're down for 1a (many more important games are certain, rather than the likelihood of moments where ratboy loses it) .

Pienaar 5/1
Redknapp 8/1 (starts Kane for important matches this season)
Coulibaly 16/1
Pav 100/1
Keane 65000/1