Silly Bets

My brother bet me the same thing

He could down a pint quicker that me

The wee phannie was only 17 at the time
So nae bother I said looking down at him.
My bird was there I gave her a wink and ordered the beer ...cool as fek...

Whoever lost paid for those pints and bought the next....

Ready steady GO

Well fek me he is done in 3 secs

I barely had a quarter down.....

How much was that and can I have 2 more said The Duke

I regularly bet on celtic getting phumped in europe so thats hardly sporting is it old chap as i tell mrs super next year will be different

Ally.

You told folk to bet on Celtic beating Barca.

Duke.


Wee bros eh ?

Grassin ye up wan minute to yer ma that ye were smoking.

Then graduating to humiliating you in a boozer in front o yer burd.

I never have lived that down Quinny

Duke

Next JA night we're both at I'll pint race you

Loser buys the jaegers

aye sounds like a plan

Ive got such a good record after all.....

I can see it now:

Murney starts drinking his pint

Duke pours his pint over murney

Ginger buys 100 jagrrbombs

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I once did the same but with pints of vodka...

I went up against 2 people in a row and was found an hour and a half later lying in four foot of snow making snow angels
Apparently I had my smokes in my shirt pocket, stumbled into a wee wall and they flew out into the bottom of a pile of snow at the other side of the wall...then I took a swandive over as I was rummaging to get the fookin things back!

I don't know whether I can really be classed as the "winner" that night!

To be fair, I did get £20 and over a litre of vodka for free!

I'm surprised I've got a liver left to speak of, some of the stupid drinking challenges I've tackled....

Was also the eejit who was caught out by the same thing a few weeks later, when everyone else had pints of water...and I still beat them!