Chant for chris martin

Sorry Strett, I only understood how the moron part related to you

Larry, I'd go with following Van Goghs lead, and cut your ears off. It shouldn't be too painful, because if you like Coldplay, your ears are clearly only painted on.
Hope this helps!

Do we not think the Ward chant is cringey enough?

I certainly cringe at the wonderward chant. It sounds so uninspring and dull.

http://youtu.be/ugTMKdD8qFY

Brilliant song from Tom Robinson. Could go:
"No ones got a striker like Martin"

I rest my case!

Moj - it's not like I have no musical taste. It's just that Coldplay are a guilty pleasure. I want to hate them (especially when you realise how infuriatingly simple the lyrics are), but then I found myself humming along to Clocks or somesuch in the car.

Chris Martin did make me laugh once. He was describing how middle class his family is. He said his Dad went to a dinner party and the chap next to him asked him what his sons did. "We'll one's a merchant banker, and the other is an international rock star". "Really?", the man replied, "that's so interesting. Which bank?"

I like Mojaca's idea

How about a simple one..

Two Chris Martins there's only two Chris Martins

Or following Mojaca

Noones got a striker like Martin
Except when coldplay play a game
But our martin scores when we want him
and coldplay are Sierra Hotel India T.

lol

Addison:

Larry one could argue that Coldplay are all "merchant bankers" as it were.....