I think the lack of comments says it all. You've left everyone speechless David cos this is absolute quality. It's just pure genius

Well, the jury is still out on Martin, but yesterday, he finally showed that can be the striker we have needed for so - AKA, that player who put himself in the right place at the right time.

Yes, yes. Please sing this, you will garner admiration. Praise will indeed be showered upon you and deservedly so.

Don't let cheery-chops see you daring to view, never mind comment, on 'our' board lads. He has enough to worry about already.

He could score 30 this season, I'm still not singing coldplay.

If the crowd break out into spontaneous singing of coldplays "yellow" I'll just see it as a challenge for myself to exit the ground before I decide to give up and neck myself

Strett-You are actually an oxymoron amd as uniqe as a side parting....bore off.

at least I raised a laugh......

can we at least find a decent chant for him ?

Mmm...what a dilemma....our Chris Martin is fab, yet Coldplay are a load of old bobbins with their angst ridden university inspired she-ite....what to do?

mo-hacker-ram

you're a musical genius... what could you suggest ?

I,ll give it some thought...having seen Accept last night deliver a storming set, perhaps their song "Stalingrad " might do the job...at least it has the same number of syllables as "Chris Martin ".

comment by Dave1884 (U3527)
posted 36 minutes ago
mo-hacker-ram

you're a musical genius... what could you suggest ?
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Now you've raised a laugh David

I think the Yellow chant could work. However, I have a terrible guilty secret......... I quite like Coldplay.

Where can I get help?

I think it's a great idea. You should definitely sing this.

I prefer High Speed. Although I love the Yellow chant. He came along, he'll convert a cross for you.!!!

I said it last week, but CM makes Sammon look like an amateur.

comment by Ruberyram (U7460)

posted 14 hours, 16 minutes ago

Strett-You are actually an oxymoron amd as uniqe as a side parting....bore off.

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Could anyone help me out here? Seems a mashing of the keyboard resulted in an English-ish post. Anyone?

Sorry Strett, I only understood how the moron part related to you

Larry, I'd go with following Van Goghs lead, and cut your ears off. It shouldn't be too painful, because if you like Coldplay, your ears are clearly only painted on.
Hope this helps!

Do we not think the Ward chant is cringey enough?

I certainly cringe at the wonderward chant. It sounds so uninspring and dull.

http://youtu.be/ugTMKdD8qFY

Brilliant song from Tom Robinson. Could go:
"No ones got a striker like Martin"

I rest my case!

Moj - it's not like I have no musical taste. It's just that Coldplay are a guilty pleasure. I want to hate them (especially when you realise how infuriatingly simple the lyrics are), but then I found myself humming along to Clocks or somesuch in the car.

Chris Martin did make me laugh once. He was describing how middle class his family is. He said his Dad went to a dinner party and the chap next to him asked him what his sons did. "We'll one's a merchant banker, and the other is an international rock star". "Really?", the man replied, "that's so interesting. Which bank?"

I like Mojaca's idea

How about a simple one..

Two Chris Martins there's only two Chris Martins

Or following Mojaca

Noones got a striker like Martin
Except when coldplay play a game
But our martin scores when we want him
and coldplay are Sierra Hotel India T.

lol

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