Still got hope

I recently put my boots on for the first time in 4 years (4 years since I played 5 a side, 9 since I played 11 a side), and even though I was quite rusty early on, I played quite well. I certainly put in a better performance at CB than I've ever seen from David Luiz. In fact I had a good look around to see if there were any scouts watching. I've been patiently waiting by the phone for the past 3 weeks. I can only think that there was some of the season still to play being the reason no-one has contacted me. I expect that to change now that United and Chelsea will be on the lookout for a new CB.

Sadly age is not on my side but I'm sure I've got 3-4 seasons left in me. LW with pace and a few tricks, can use both feet and my final ball is excellent.

I would wager I would cost more than Fellaini as I know how to play football, so 30m

Been seeing/ hearing so much of this kind of schoolyard style nonsense for near on 50 years now.

isn't it time for people to move up a level or two?