"Blissfully unaware" is how I would describe my state of mind as I sat down for a meeting with some builders at my new job yesterday
"Saturday working". No problem guys I'm sure we all want to be finished and off site for 1pm ready for kick off of our latest demolition of the Dogs ......
" befuddled " .... What do you mean Sunday ! When did that change ! Arrrrrrggggggghhhhh. Only three weeks ago I diligently checked an online fixture list before entering the Derby Triathlon on the Sunday 14th.
So Sky have modified their historic curse.... No longer able to orchestrate a drubbing of the Rams for the cameras anymore... they have turned their evil power to wreck middle aged men's careful plans for athletic world domination
I need the power of the forum to channel your efforts to get me an early start time when they are announced tomorrow .... I will then do my bit to put in a world beating time to enable me to be in front of the gogglebox in a boozer in time for kickoff, thereby ensuring that I don't risk jinxing the game.....
If only I could fly from the finish to the pub.... Any chance of a Rescue Auk Heb ?
Sky tv messing with my mind !
posted on 6/9/14
2 wellies .... Good thought except I do not fund the Murdoch Skytelly box unless I'm in a boozer...
I feel dirty obviously when watching , indirectly , but a couple of Hail Mary's later and I'm fine.
I think there are a couple of boozers on the ride section ... If its kicked off by then ill bob in and post a slow ride time claim a load of punctures .
Keep the ideas coming !
posted on 6/9/14
Earphones in and radio Derby on some device.
No guilt as no sky involved.
May not work to well on the swimming part unless you can do women's method and keep your head so far out of the water your hair doesn't get wet.
posted on 6/9/14
Watnall wants me to be a lady !
Dirty Boy
posted on 6/9/14
Hinton,my hormones are all over the place.
On another thread Strett described himself as a lactating female and I am still traumatised.
posted on 6/9/14
comment by Hintononthewing : Now with improved working knees (U17035)
posted 56 minutes ago
Ang ... Thinking about the Derby Sportive ..... Tis me Birthday weekend so a good chance of "carb loading" via a Tankard. Are you signed up ?
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Nah, I don't do hills !
Over for the Cardiff game the day before, but out of cycling action at the moment, due to 'popping a rib'
Perhaps next year and then we could get those other renowned cyclists, RiD & 666 involved ?
posted on 6/9/14
Honey glazed Ang ? Or Chinese ?
posted on 6/9/14
comment by Hintononthewing : Now with improved working knees (U17035)
posted 6 minutes ago
Honey glazed Ang ?
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Probably how I'll end up, if I keep spending the housekeeping on dcfc & bikes
posted on 7/9/14
11:50 start time .... I'm going to finish close to kickoff .... Mad rush to a boozer in Etwall then .
posted on 7/9/14
No changing, just keep running straight into the Spread'
posted on 8/9/14
I'd develop a cough.
The rest is history,