So I understand Usain Bolt is to have a few training sessions at Borussia Dortmund. One of his life long dreams is of course to one day play for Manchester United.
If he's actually sort of ok enough, would any of us be happy if he joins the first team for a season and makes an occasional appearance (preferably from the bench when we're already in cruise control)?
Vote 1 Star for NO
Vote 5 Star for sure why not, we're kind of rubbish at the moment anyway
(Vote 2,3,4 Star for don't really care either way)
I'm gonna go with 5, YES! Right now (as of the past few seasons) we seem to be wandering through a barren valley trying to rediscover ourselves, what's there to lose? We're playing Fellaini half the time anyway. I'd love to see a true fan get a season at our club, let's do it if he proves himself semi decent at Dortmund
*Edit - It's also highly unlikely most of us will see one of the greatest athletes of all time from another field of sport play for a football team if hypothetically it were to happen, so why the hell not, he can't be any worse than any of our wingers on the right eh?
Usain Bolt at United
posted on 14/11/16
He runs for 9 odd seconds.. every couple of days. Hes not a footballer.
Be great to see him at Man Utd. Fits right in to their squad at the moment.
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Can I vote 6 stars - as this is the most reeeetarded thing I've read on the internet
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Hi rap
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comment by THUDD (U1029)
posted 1 hour, 11 minutes ago
Can I vote 6 stars - as this is the most reeeetarded thing I've read on the internet
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I beg to differ. Go have a read of Redinthehead's posts on this thread.
http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/356585
posted on 14/11/16
Bolt is far too slow for football (serious comment)
It’s like saying a jumbo yet would be good on a go kart track. Yes it can reach high speeds if given space to get up to speed in a straight line, but it takes ages to accelarate and has poor agility and not to even mention the pilot doesn’t even have any race experience and has no idea how to drive a go kart. So should a pilot who only knows how to fly planes, drive round a go kart track in a jumbo jet? I think yes because it will be funny. AND CASH!!!!!11
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comment by Eric_the_king (SE85) (U21241)
posted 7 hours, 17 minutes ago
He'd make Bebe look like Pele.
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posted on 14/11/16
Bring him on for corners. Fairly tall like. Sure we don't have a big lump of a player who's only useful foMAROUANE FELLAINI! Knew we had one.
Pass.