Timothy went to Paris, praying for the best
Sadly what transpired, was yet another pumpfest
A goal up after a minute, they’re dancing in the aisles
Irvine’s so ecstatic, he’s dislodged one of his piles
CT’s blowing Pointy, they think they’ve got it made
Careful with that stuff lads, you’ll both end up with AIDS
Can ra sellick hold on for a glory day in the sun?
Or will Cavani and Neymar start scoring goals for fun?
7 goals later the Tims are crying in their cheap beer
Serves them right, they’re smug as f@ck, every single year
Browse:
I really have written a song this time
comment by Mr. Unsubscribe (U1110)
posted on 23/11/17
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"Me and my pals went a cruise on The Oriana"
Is that a euphemism?
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted on 23/11/17
comment by Zachsda(It's McInnes) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
Me and my pals went a cruise on The Oriana many years ago and Marion Montgomery who used to be in How was one of the singers.She was a great Jazz singer and was a fine looking wummin.
The cruise and us was a poor fit to be fair and cants were wanting us over the side.We used to drink with Peter Gordeno, he was the headliner
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Mixing with the stars. Peter Gordeno eh?
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posted on 23/11/17
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posted 14 minutes ago
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posted 1 minute ago
comment by dejazzero (U19674)
posted 41 seconds ago
In my head it's a kind of cheesy Chas 'n' Dave tune.
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Got it...my old mans a dustman works almost perfectly
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I got a packet of treets off Lonnie Donniegan at the Alhambra Panto when i was in the cubs
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Did your chewing gum loose its flavour?
comment by Big Eck(Back for more?) (U6032)
posted on 23/11/17
comment by Zachsda(It's McInnes) (U1850)
posted 6 minutes ago
Me and my pals went a cruise on The Oriana many years ago and Marion Montgomery who used to be in How was one of the singers.She was a great Jazz singer and was a fine looking wummin.
The cruise and us was a poor fit to be fair and cants were wanting us over the side.We used to drink with Peter Gordeno, he was the headliner
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Ya Dancer
comment by G3r5fan in Oz - 55🏆Champions 2021 (U6067)
posted on 23/11/17
These 7 goal defeats are happening fairly regular now, you will be busy writing songs as long as Brendan remains in charge of their champions league games.
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comment by Zachsda(It's McInnes) (U1850)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by rats juice despite the constant negative press... (U6393)
posted 40 seconds ago
"Me and my pals went a cruise on The Oriana"
Is that a euphemism?
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It was a fookin shambles
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I can only imagine a cruise with your mates would be!
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