What's the tune or are you just a bernie taupin type.

In my head it's a kind of cheesy Chas 'n' Dave tune.

comment by dejazzero (U19674)
posted 41 seconds ago
In my head it's a kind of cheesy Chas 'n' Dave tune.
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Got it...my old mans a dustman works almost perfectly

That does work well.

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😂

Its the tune of "no more cafflicks left" 😃

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comment by Zachsda(It's McInnes) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
Do we sing it in the style of Cleo Lane?

Mer Bernie Taupin yersel
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If you cross cleo lane with diarrhoea do you get a dose of the skatters?

Wouldn't have minded a shot at her btw.

comment by Zachsda(It's McInnes) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by dejazzero (U19674)
posted 41 seconds ago
In my head it's a kind of cheesy Chas 'n' Dave tune.
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Got it...my old mans a dustman works almost perfectly
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I got a packet of treets off Lonnie Donniegan at the Alhambra Panto when i was in the cubs
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And what did you give him?

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comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Zachsda(It's McInnes) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
Do we sing it in the style of Cleo Lane?

Mer Bernie Taupin yersel
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If you cross cleo lane with diarrhoea do you get a dose of the skatters?

Wouldn't have minded a shot at her btw.
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cheap beer? Paris? Not sure that is possible.

"I got a packet of treets off Lonnie Donniegan at the Alhambra Panto when i was in the cubs"

Did he have a matress in the back of his Bedford?

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"Me and my pals went a cruise on The Oriana"

Is that a euphemism?

comment by Zachsda(It's McInnes) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
Me and my pals went a cruise on The Oriana many years ago and Marion Montgomery who used to be in How was one of the singers.She was a great Jazz singer and was a fine looking wummin.
The cruise and us was a poor fit to be fair and cants were wanting us over the side.We used to drink with Peter Gordeno, he was the headliner
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Mixing with the stars. Peter Gordeno eh?

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comment by Zachsda(It's McInnes) (U1850)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by dejazzero (U19674)
posted 41 seconds ago
In my head it's a kind of cheesy Chas 'n' Dave tune.
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Got it...my old mans a dustman works almost perfectly
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I got a packet of treets off Lonnie Donniegan at the Alhambra Panto when i was in the cubs
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Did your chewing gum loose its flavour?

comment by Zachsda(It's McInnes) (U1850)
posted 6 minutes ago
Me and my pals went a cruise on The Oriana many years ago and Marion Montgomery who used to be in How was one of the singers.She was a great Jazz singer and was a fine looking wummin.
The cruise and us was a poor fit to be fair and cants were wanting us over the side.We used to drink with Peter Gordeno, he was the headliner
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Ya Dancer

These 7 goal defeats are happening fairly regular now, you will be busy writing songs as long as Brendan remains in charge of their champions league games.

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comment by Zachsda(It's McInnes) (U1850)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by rats juice despite the constant negative press... (U6393)
posted 40 seconds ago
"Me and my pals went a cruise on The Oriana"

Is that a euphemism?
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It was a fookin shambles
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I can only imagine a cruise with your mates would be!