Death. You choose.

11 December 2018

I watched a programme the other night and three pals were discussing how they would like to go if they had the choice, all three chose during their sleep, then once they thought about it they changed it about. One choice was Sky diving at night from 12000 feet, another chose saving the PM from an Isis attack and taking a bullet, the last one chose seeing Arsenal lift the CL trophy.

My choice would be to slide down the highest snow covered mountain on a tea tray naked. The look on the poor mountain recscue workers faces would be worth it alone.

Be imaginative on yours.

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 11/12/18

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comment by NNH (U10730)

posted on 11/12/18

We've already seen a poster die then resurrect more times than Jesus.

comment by PointyBirds - calling all avenging Engels (U21890)

posted on 11/12/18

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 3 hours, 13 minutes ago
comment by No Love - Monumentally Dope (U1282)
posted 57 seconds ago
The best way to go is after banging a thousand hot birds.

Only 1 more to go for me, and she just walked in just now so I guess I'll see you guys on the other side's JA606.
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You haven’t got your c@wk stuck in another of those “four and twenty blackbird” pies again have you?
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Black bird pie and Peroni.

comment by PointyBirds - calling all avenging Engels (U21890)

posted on 11/12/18

comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 4 hours, 12 minutes ago

Shot dead by an outraged husband on my 137th birthday.

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Not got long to get your affairs in order then.