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Complete and Utter Tvvats of the Month

Slow fitba day so why not?

I'd nominate the new British Cabinet.

On their very first collective tv appearance they looked nothing more than a well-scrubbed bunch of primary six pupils: all excited, smilingly-happy and collectively blurting out the rote-learned answers to the headmaster's questions on demand.

These caants are supposed to be the Senior Ministers of State FFS! Not some happy-clappy bunch of harmonious halfwits peeing themselves with excitement because they know the answer.

What a fookin embarrassment. A bunch of tvvats to a man and woman. Complete utter tvvats.

posted on 15/2/20

I’d like it recorded that I haven’t done that cvnty ‘100’ thing where you follow your own 99.

That’s Rangers levels of cheating and total vvankshop.

posted on 15/2/20

comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 1 minute ago

<what's the diff between a fiddle and a violin? >

Frank Carson 'It's the wey ye pley thum'.


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Ye cannae violin wi yer sisters phannie
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posted on 15/2/20


Pointybirds.

Wonder what the occasional 'Jockposter' from down south makes of you.

Cos I sure as fvk struggle

posted on 15/2/20


Pointybirds fvk sake that was a bit formal.

Dunno where that came fae.


posted on 15/2/20

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posted on 15/2/20



<Overplaying the d!ddie team thing imo>

Open Goal there mate.

But I won't.

On account of being Classy.


.... Fvkin Hertz mwahaha.


Soz


posted on 15/2/20

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posted on 15/2/20


Thanx for noticing.

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 15/2/20

I Clavdivs

This thread is a abortion btw

posted on 16/2/20

comment by Zachsda(Proudly sat with the sheriff) (U1850)
posted 12 hours, 36 minutes ago
The Off The Ball prog on BBC Scotland now is ok but a bit self congratulatory.
Overplaying the d!ddie team thing imo
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Must be in their contract that all Scottish sports journalists have to openly ally themselves to a diddy team. Not many OF fans among them, which is bizarre to the point of unbelievable

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