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GPT-5 and Manchester United

So GPT-5 launched yesterday, and GPT5 thinks ETH is our boss.

Ai is still dumb. But not as dumb as us.

For context I simply input 'How is Manchester United going to do this upcoming season?'

Excerpt:

2. Manager & Tactical Outlook

Whether Erik ten Hag remains in charge or if there’s a managerial change in the pipeline hasn’t been confirmed yet.

Historically, his tenure has focused on possession-based football with strong defensive structure. Continuity in leadership would likely mean a similar tactical path; a new manager could bring fresh ideas or shake things up depending on their philosophy.


3. Competitive Landscape

Premier League remains fiercely competitive, with Manchester City, Arsenal, Liverpool, and others all vying at the top.

United’s chances will strongly hinge on how they perform in direct clashes with these top-tier clubs—especially away from home.

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Man United winning the PL or humanity reaching AGI, which is gonna happen first?

posted 2 days, 11 hours ago

Though it did make me smirk when it said:

Tottenham: If you believe this model, AGI has an 86% chance of arriving before Spurs lift the trophy — which may be the kindest thing said about their title hopes in decades.

posted 2 days, 11 hours ago

GPT seems to enjoy graphs and charts, Altman must be mates with Barry

posted 2 days, 9 hours ago

comment by #01 🟥⬜⬛ House ~ Let's Just Get Another Manager (U17162)
posted 2 hours, 10 minutes ago
GPT seems to enjoy graphs and charts, Altman must be mates with Barry
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Sorry I was charging

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted 2 days, 9 hours ago

comment by Emile Matthew Yaw Nyamedom Acquah (U1734)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by #01 🟥⬜⬛ House ~ Let's Just Get Another Manager (U17162)
posted 2 hours, 10 minutes ago
GPT seems to enjoy graphs and charts, Altman must be mates with Barry
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Sorry I was charging
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You know you can just walk past the wall now?

posted 2 days, 9 hours ago

Ask it what it thinks of when no one asks it a question.

Oh, right. It’s not artificially intelligent

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted 2 days, 9 hours ago

comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
Ask it what it thinks of when no one asks it a question.

Oh, right. It’s not artificially intelligent
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I've trained mine to say fam and do drumrolls

posted 2 days, 9 hours ago

I always knew string was a gpt

posted 2 days, 7 hours ago

comment by Emile Matthew Yaw Nyamedom Acquah (U1734)
posted 1 hour, 31 minutes ago
comment by #01 🟥⬜⬛ House ~ Let's Just Get Another Manager (U17162)
posted 2 hours, 10 minutes ago
GPT seems to enjoy graphs and charts, Altman must be mates with Barry
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Sorry I was charging
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I've always enjoyed your charts and graphs Barry, maybe you could collaborate with GPT and show it how it's done

comment by 4zA (U22472)

posted 2 days, 1 hour ago

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 7 hours, 45 minutes ago
comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
Ask it what it thinks of when no one asks it a question.

Oh, right. It’s not artificially intelligent
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I've trained mine to say fam and do drumrolls
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i tried too get GPT too spell like me butt it aint advantsed enuff yet

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted 2 days, 1 hour ago

comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 7 hours, 45 minutes ago
comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
Ask it what it thinks of when no one asks it a question.

Oh, right. It’s not artificially intelligent
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I've trained mine to say fam and do drumrolls
----------------------------------------------------------------------
i tried too get GPT too spell like me butt it aint advantsed enuff yet
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