Does anything actually beat DIY colonic irrigation with a power shower?

Calciomercato reporting we are set to make a move for Youri Tielemans in the summer. Report says we were hoping Saul would make the grade and we would make his move permanent , but attention has shifted to Tielemans. United and Liverpool also interested.

comment by CFC_Steve (U1194)
posted 10 minutes ago

Chelsea are following Charlton Athletic goalkeeper James Beadle.

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He could be quite useful for our star striker Andre Silva's shooting drills, eh Steve?

comment by SWTN - Judas is number 1 (U7916)
posted 42 minutes ago
Does anything actually beat DIY colonic irrigation with a power shower?
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Isn’t that just a bidet

A bidet is classy

I prefer a hosepipe

comment by SWTN - Judas is number 1 (U7916)
posted 1 hour, 18 minutes ago
Does anything actually beat DIY colonic irrigation with a power shower?
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Honestly? Yes. A number of things.

Stray cat arrived to talk about biggish’s ar se

comment by SWTN - Judas is number 1 (U7916)
posted 2 hours, 16 minutes ago
Does anything actually beat DIY colonic irrigation with a power shower?
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Bruh

Meanwhile in the MLS https://twitter.com/footyrustling/status/1452187624731463693?s=21

Neville just got destroyed by Sounwss and Carragher

comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted about 2 hours ago
A bidet is classy
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CSTP born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

You soft lads can’t handle the mls. Where men play football. Bunch of pansies like Sterling prancing around or Jake Greelish with his head band and bangs falling to ground at the slightest breeze wouldn’t ever last here.

comment by Vorsprung durch Tuchel (U1641)
posted about an hour ago
Meanwhile in the MLS https://twitter.com/footyrustling/status/1452187624731463693?s=21
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MLS football is such a boring product the marketing team have been forced to partner with UFC to keep if alive.

Beckham sells his soul to Quatar.

Spurs haven't got into a rhythm yet. They haven't got the ball into Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg enough and I'm not sure Tanguy Ndombele or Harry Kane have even touched the ball yet.

BBC pundit Karen Carney

On what planet does getting the ball to Hojbjerg relate to playing with rhythm.

comment by SWTN - Judas is number 1 (U7916)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Vorsprung durch Tuchel (U1641)
posted about an hour ago
Meanwhile in the MLS https://twitter.com/footyrustling/status/1452187624731463693?s=21
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MLS football is such a boring product the marketing team have been forced to partner with UFC to keep if alive.
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I’d actually watch it then

comment by SWTN - Judas is number 1 (U7916)
posted 4 minutes ago
Beckham sells his soul to Quatar.
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Fack... That's an obscene amount of money

Son should score there

good morning tutti

whut 4 brakefast?

i just had serial

comment by 4zA - Chaos is the future And beyond it is fre... (U22472)
posted 21 seconds ago
good morning tutti

whut 4 brakefast?

i just had serial
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Shut up donkey boy

comment by FC Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by 4zA - Chaos is the future And beyond it is fre... (U22472)
posted 21 seconds ago
good morning tutti

whut 4 brakefast?

i just had serial
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Shut up donkey boy
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oh look!
Oscar Wilde is in the house.

comment by 4zA - Chaos is the future And beyond it is fre... (U22472)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by FC Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by 4zA - Chaos is the future And beyond it is fre... (U22472)
posted 21 seconds ago
good morning tutti

whut 4 brakefast?

i just had serial
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Shut up donkey boy
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oh look!
Oscar Wilde is in the house.
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comment by FC Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by 4zA - Chaos is the future And beyond it is fre... (U22472)
posted 21 seconds ago
good morning tutti

whut 4 brakefast?

i just had serial
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Shut up donkey boy
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Savage