Interlecturals would realize that Owan Coil is the charemanz choice. He aynt gettin sakked!!!!!!
What was it Faubert said - "You don't win nowt defendin' like a bunch of disabled hedgehogs."
Very wise that.
Attacking wise we're giving it licks,
sadly though we defend like very bad defenders.
(Extract from William Shakespere's oft un-published play the taming of the 442)
'Put Zat Knight in a sealed box, and you won't know if he's dead or alive...put him in a penalty box, and you'll still be no wiser.' - Erwin Schrodinger.
In my rush to type my comment above, I managed to miss out the "l" from Flaubert....Fat fingered idiot that I am.
However all is not lost, as it turns out that Faubert was actually a footballer who plied his trade at "The Academy of Football Upton Park - All rights reserved West Ham Utd PLC."
So it's kind of apt.
(Have I successfully blagged my way out of that one?)
As Descartes has said,
"Football is a funny old game!"
Or was that Jimmy Greaves? I always get those two mixed up.
...and as Sun Tzu said in The Art of War -
"Before you can defeat your enemy, you must first master the art of The Flat Back Four and become proficient in the art of passing it five yards to another bloody white shirt."
And he should know, Guangdong Province went on an unbeaten cup run lasting seventeen games during his stewardship during the 512-511 BC season.
Come on, Coyle....buy his book !
Owen Coyle spends training sessions just licking the practice balls
"I have nothing to declare, except my stupidity" - O. Wilde, 1 cap, Republic of Ireland.
'Bolton players seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. Or men. Who do or don't wear glasses. Whatever.'
Dorothy Parker.
'I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.' - Owen Coyle.
Your starter for 10 ... which German philosopoher proposed in his "Foundations of Natural Right" that self-consciousness is a social phenomenon? No? I'll tell you it was Johann Gottlieb Fichte
- Paul Gascoigne
Oh no, sorry it was Bamber Gascoigne
( • )( • )
'Boobies! Ah...that's better.' - Vera
Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadows.
Aesop.
The only thing required for the triumph of the opposition is for good players to play carp.
Edmund Burke.
There is only one thing worse than playing squash together, and that is playing it by yourself.
Monty Python.
Right, we'll take the bonus questions on 18th Century German philosophy if anyone can get the next starter. What will happen if the Wanderers' financial situation gets any worse?
Bzzzzz Bolton, Gartside
"Eddie will just keep finding tens of millions from somewhere"
No I'm sorry you lose 10 points
Insanity: Picking the same eleven players every week in the same formation and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein.
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posted on 2/10/12
Interlecturals would realize that Owan Coil is the charemanz choice. He aynt gettin sakked!!!!!!
posted on 3/10/12
What was it Faubert said - "You don't win nowt defendin' like a bunch of disabled hedgehogs."
Very wise that.
posted on 3/10/12
Attacking wise we're giving it licks,
sadly though we defend like very bad defenders.
(Extract from William Shakespere's oft un-published play the taming of the 442)
posted on 3/10/12
'Put Zat Knight in a sealed box, and you won't know if he's dead or alive...put him in a penalty box, and you'll still be no wiser.' - Erwin Schrodinger.
posted on 3/10/12
In my rush to type my comment above, I managed to miss out the "l" from Flaubert....Fat fingered idiot that I am.
However all is not lost, as it turns out that Faubert was actually a footballer who plied his trade at "The Academy of Football Upton Park - All rights reserved West Ham Utd PLC."
So it's kind of apt.
(Have I successfully blagged my way out of that one?)
posted on 3/10/12
As Descartes has said,
"Football is a funny old game!"
Or was that Jimmy Greaves? I always get those two mixed up.
posted on 3/10/12
...and as Sun Tzu said in The Art of War -
"Before you can defeat your enemy, you must first master the art of The Flat Back Four and become proficient in the art of passing it five yards to another bloody white shirt."
And he should know, Guangdong Province went on an unbeaten cup run lasting seventeen games during his stewardship during the 512-511 BC season.
Come on, Coyle....buy his book !
posted on 3/10/12
Owen Coyle spends training sessions just licking the practice balls
posted on 3/10/12
"I have nothing to declare, except my stupidity" - O. Wilde, 1 cap, Republic of Ireland.
posted on 3/10/12
'Bolton players seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. Or men. Who do or don't wear glasses. Whatever.'
Dorothy Parker.
posted on 3/10/12
'I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.' - Owen Coyle.
posted on 3/10/12
That made me giggle Vera
posted on 3/10/12
Your starter for 10 ... which German philosopoher proposed in his "Foundations of Natural Right" that self-consciousness is a social phenomenon? No? I'll tell you it was Johann Gottlieb Fichte
- Paul Gascoigne
Oh no, sorry it was Bamber Gascoigne
posted on 3/10/12
( • )( • )
'Boobies! Ah...that's better.' - Vera
posted on 3/10/12
Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadows.
Aesop.
posted on 4/10/12
The only thing required for the triumph of the opposition is for good players to play carp.
Edmund Burke.
posted on 4/10/12
There is only one thing worse than playing squash together, and that is playing it by yourself.
Monty Python.
posted on 4/10/12
Right, we'll take the bonus questions on 18th Century German philosophy if anyone can get the next starter. What will happen if the Wanderers' financial situation gets any worse?
Bzzzzz Bolton, Gartside
"Eddie will just keep finding tens of millions from somewhere"
No I'm sorry you lose 10 points
posted on 4/10/12
Insanity: Picking the same eleven players every week in the same formation and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein.
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