Man walks into a bar....who put that bl00dy bar there
As far as I'm concerned these are world class jokes
a bear walks into a bar and says pint of lager and .............................................................................................................................................................................. a bag of crisps please.
barman says sure, but whats with the big paws
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Me and the wife bought a water bed, but had to get rid of it, as it was ruining our relationship.
We were just slowly drifting apart.
Always remember, the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight" is only a whim away.
A whim away, a whim away ,a whim away.
That's me done!
2 muffins in a microwave.
First muffin: "Cor! It's hot in here!"
Second muffin: "Aaah! Talking muffin!"
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That's my 6 year olds favourite joke.
Did it hurt? What? Falling from heaven
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
Wit' jammin'
Did it hurt? What? Falling from heaven
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and smashing in to every branch of the ugly tree on the way down.
That's a chat up line not a joke ....unless your 3 sheets to the wind and then wake up in the morning
Hi how are you?
Im fine now I've seen you
no wonder you are still a virgin ninja
Always remember, the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight" is only a whim away.
A whim away, a whim away ,a whim away.
That's me done!
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never heard that one before, i like it
Dunc grow up this is a serious thread
you never would have guessed with those chat up lines
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Did you here about the pig that lost its voice?
It became disgruntled.
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get out, we don't serve time travellers in here
a time traveller walks into a bar
A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth. I wasn't going to come and see you, but as I was passing I saw the light on".
One erection , two headaches - jewish menage et trois.
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posted on 9/7/13
Man walks into a bar....who put that bl00dy bar there
posted on 9/7/13
As far as I'm concerned these are world class jokes
posted on 9/7/13
a bear walks into a bar and says pint of lager and .............................................................................................................................................................................. a bag of crisps please.
barman says sure, but whats with the big paws
posted on 9/7/13
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posted on 9/7/13
Me and the wife bought a water bed, but had to get rid of it, as it was ruining our relationship.
We were just slowly drifting apart.
posted on 9/7/13
Always remember, the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight" is only a whim away.
A whim away, a whim away ,a whim away.
That's me done!
posted on 9/7/13
2 muffins in a microwave.
First muffin: "Cor! It's hot in here!"
Second muffin: "Aaah! Talking muffin!"
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That's my 6 year olds favourite joke.
posted on 9/7/13
Did it hurt? What? Falling from heaven
posted on 9/7/13
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
Wit' jammin'
posted on 9/7/13
Did it hurt? What? Falling from heaven
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and smashing in to every branch of the ugly tree on the way down.
posted on 9/7/13
Jay behave
posted on 9/7/13
That's a chat up line not a joke ....unless your 3 sheets to the wind and then wake up in the morning
posted on 9/7/13
Hi how are you?
Im fine now I've seen you
posted on 9/7/13
no wonder you are still a virgin ninja
posted on 9/7/13
Always remember, the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight" is only a whim away.
A whim away, a whim away ,a whim away.
That's me done!
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never heard that one before, i like it
posted on 9/7/13
Dunc grow up this is a serious thread
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you never would have guessed with those chat up lines
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posted on 9/7/13
Did you here about the pig that lost its voice?
It became disgruntled.
posted on 9/7/13
Dunc
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get out, we don't serve time travellers in here
a time traveller walks into a bar
posted on 9/7/13
A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth. I wasn't going to come and see you, but as I was passing I saw the light on".
posted on 9/7/13
One erection , two headaches - jewish menage et trois.
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