or the dyslexic agnostic who didn't believe in dog
What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?
Huja Nikabollokov
A British war correspondent approached a battle-scarred Australian soldier during a particularly nasty battle in WW2 and asked him the following question:
“Did you come here to die?”
To which he replied
“No, sport, I came here yesterday
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Why did the condom fly across the room?
It was pisssed off....
What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?
A JCBs got hydraulics and a giraffes got high bollicks.
Sorry I do have a problem with the "Pakistan" jokes. You can bang on about banter and political correctness gone mad all you like but its racist, maybe funny at times but still racist.
Anyway each to their own like please don't reply cos I don't want to cause a scene and destroy a thread that people are enjoying ....just saying however.
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You get arrested by a female police officer and she reads your rights:
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."
You say: "B0obs".
TBH I am from south asia and have studied and worked in the equalities field, and for me jokes are the least of my worries. I am more worried about what happens on a bigger level
2 current examples are the wording around the oxford/rochdale cases and also the woolwich incident
dont want to get deep into it here (happy to discuss if someone wants to start a thread etc). But I find the language from as high up as the government really dangerous. And its worse when looking at the whole immigration and terror discussions. Planned division it coems across as and unfortunately a lot are buying into it
A man boarded an aircraft at London Heathrow Airport 's Terminal 5 for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or vacation?'
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States ...'
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your business role at this convention?'
'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'
'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are those?'
'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.'
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your
name!'
'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.'
Trod on grape today and it gave a little whine.
Q;What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
A; Boobies!
I went to see the doctor the other day to get the results of my blood test. The doctor said to me "I'm sorry Mr Vader, but you've got the big C".
I thought to myself "At least its only dyslexia".
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Grab your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
I just had one of those laughter moments where you lose your mouthful of beer.
Quality joke
"What do we want"...
"A cure for Tourettes"....
"When do we want it".....
................."c'nts".
RedReason.....
"2 current examples are the wording around the oxford/rochdale cases and also the woolwich incident"
I really hope you are not going to try and use this forum in any way to justify the above incidents.
Indeed, I am really happy that you are worried about the fact that the average, decent minded, working man in this country is beginning to realise that there is a particular religion that means them a great deal of harm.........and, no....it isn't a minority of them or it wouldn't keep happening with this regularity.
So, I suggest you click on "Cycling" and find some University professors with whom to discuss your politically correct "concerns".
Oh, wait.........you probably work for the club
Sht, that's my season ticket up in smoke
What kind of cheese do you use to lure a bear into a cage?
Comeinbear.
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I went to a dyslexic rave last Saturday, got off my face on F’s.
How do you turn a fruit in to a vegetable? A ids.
What do gay horses eat? Heeeeyyy!
What is the difference between snow men and snow woman? Snow balls.
Just up the road from me there's been a road accident. A truck carrying Welsh cheese has overturned. I've had to drive past it and the police officer directing traffic warned me to drive Caerphilly.
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posted on 9/7/13
or the dyslexic agnostic who didn't believe in dog
posted on 9/7/13
What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?
Huja Nikabollokov
posted on 9/7/13
A British war correspondent approached a battle-scarred Australian soldier during a particularly nasty battle in WW2 and asked him the following question:
“Did you come here to die?”
To which he replied
“No, sport, I came here yesterday
posted on 9/7/13
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 9/7/13
Why did the condom fly across the room?
It was pisssed off....
posted on 9/7/13
What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?
A JCBs got hydraulics and a giraffes got high bollicks.
posted on 9/7/13
Sorry I do have a problem with the "Pakistan" jokes. You can bang on about banter and political correctness gone mad all you like but its racist, maybe funny at times but still racist.
Anyway each to their own like please don't reply cos I don't want to cause a scene and destroy a thread that people are enjoying ....just saying however.
posted on 9/7/13
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 9/7/13
You get arrested by a female police officer and she reads your rights:
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."
You say: "B0obs".
posted on 9/7/13
TBH I am from south asia and have studied and worked in the equalities field, and for me jokes are the least of my worries. I am more worried about what happens on a bigger level
2 current examples are the wording around the oxford/rochdale cases and also the woolwich incident
dont want to get deep into it here (happy to discuss if someone wants to start a thread etc). But I find the language from as high up as the government really dangerous. And its worse when looking at the whole immigration and terror discussions. Planned division it coems across as and unfortunately a lot are buying into it
posted on 9/7/13
A man boarded an aircraft at London Heathrow Airport 's Terminal 5 for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or vacation?'
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States ...'
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your business role at this convention?'
'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'
'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are those?'
'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.'
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your
name!'
'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.'
posted on 9/7/13
Trod on grape today and it gave a little whine.
posted on 9/7/13
Q;What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
A; Boobies!
posted on 9/7/13
I went to see the doctor the other day to get the results of my blood test. The doctor said to me "I'm sorry Mr Vader, but you've got the big C".
I thought to myself "At least its only dyslexia".
posted on 9/7/13
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posted on 9/7/13
Grab your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
I just had one of those laughter moments where you lose your mouthful of beer.
Quality joke
posted on 9/7/13
"What do we want"...
"A cure for Tourettes"....
"When do we want it".....
................."c'nts".
posted on 10/7/13
RedReason.....
"2 current examples are the wording around the oxford/rochdale cases and also the woolwich incident"
I really hope you are not going to try and use this forum in any way to justify the above incidents.
Indeed, I am really happy that you are worried about the fact that the average, decent minded, working man in this country is beginning to realise that there is a particular religion that means them a great deal of harm.........and, no....it isn't a minority of them or it wouldn't keep happening with this regularity.
So, I suggest you click on "Cycling" and find some University professors with whom to discuss your politically correct "concerns".
Oh, wait.........you probably work for the club
Sht, that's my season ticket up in smoke
posted on 10/7/13
What kind of cheese do you use to lure a bear into a cage?
Comeinbear.
posted on 10/7/13
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 10/7/13
I went to a dyslexic rave last Saturday, got off my face on F’s.
How do you turn a fruit in to a vegetable? A ids.
What do gay horses eat? Heeeeyyy!
What is the difference between snow men and snow woman? Snow balls.
posted on 10/7/13
Just up the road from me there's been a road accident. A truck carrying Welsh cheese has overturned. I've had to drive past it and the police officer directing traffic warned me to drive Caerphilly.
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