What would David Essex wear?

Is Brut the Vinnie Jones Brexit fragrance advert?

It's a shame the Avon lady doesn't still call door to door selling Charlie

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maybe me, I go to the gym 3 times a week, and go training 3X a week too
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What's "training"? I "train" my boyfriend 3 times a week but not much to do with fitness. A decent amount of stretching though I guess
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I play a sport called ultimate
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Ultimate Frisbee? That's actually pretty cool that you weren't any good at real sports so play that with other girls and my fellow gaays
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I take it you've never seen it then, why do you say it's not a real sport?

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Is Brut the Vinnie Jones Brexit fragrance advert?
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Yes

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maybe me, I go to the gym 3 times a week, and go training 3X a week too
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What's "training"? I "train" my boyfriend 3 times a week but not much to do with fitness. A decent amount of stretching though I guess
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I play a sport called ultimate
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Ultimate Frisbee? That's actually pretty cool that you weren't any good at real sports so play that with other girls and my fellow gaays
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I take it you've never seen it then, why do you say it's not a real sport?
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For the purposes of making a joke about it. Why anything?

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It's a shame the Avon lady doesn't still call door to door selling Charlie
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My Avon rep only sells cosmetics, not anything powdery though.

The Avon Lady of today would probably be a Trans Albanian selling organic quinoa.

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It's a shame the Avon lady doesn't still call door to door selling Charlie
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My Avon rep only sells cosmetics, not anything powdery though.
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Shame i was going to buy Barry some foundation

Triple change for England coming

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Brut v Old Spice

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Anything v Old Spice, and Old Spice wins

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It's coming home again

The only fragrance I have is a blue one from Next that my ex's mum got my for Christmas. She was mega fit and a poornstar in the 80s

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Triple change for England coming
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England coming on for England?

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The only fragrance I have is a blue one from Next that my ex's mum got my for Christmas. She was mega fit and a poornstar in the 80s
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Your ex, or her mum?

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The only fragrance I have is a blue one from Next that my ex's mum got my for Christmas. She was mega fit and a poornstar in the 80s
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Your ex, or her mum?
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Well they looked the same but reckon her mum was older

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Triple change for England coming
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England coming on for England?
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no still on the bench

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comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
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Brut v Old Spice
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Aramis mate, that’s what my old man and all my uncles used to wear.
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I can't imagine you wearing that Ace, I think of you rubbing yourself all over with an onion - manly smell.

Ace doesn't wipe his arrese cos that's for pansies. So I imagine he mainly smells of that

Good save

the england manager, is she English?

hope Austria do well
I like Austria

Patella is out with an ACL Peks

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the england manager, is she English?
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She is Dutch.