comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 18 minutes ago

The only problem I currently see is you.
(What aboot yer 3 Boot Problem?! Ok, so go stand in front of a long mirror, turn to the side, and notice that Boot, stuck waaaaay up yer ass..)
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Who is Strings addressing here?

I'd love be to know whose ass hole on here is so distended they can't feel a boot when it's up their ass and need a mirror to confirm it's really there.

comment by A hoe for Dominik Szoboszlai. A Szobwhoreszlai {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 2 minutes ago
Nah Stringer’s vocab hails from the legendary 36 Chambers of the Wu…not old boring English
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I entered, became a disciple, learnt the ways of Shaolin, mastered the art of the liquid swords, looking for a better tomorrow where i will triumph. ✊🏽

comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by A hoe for Dominik Szoboszlai. A Szobwhoreszlai {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 2 minutes ago
Nah Stringer’s vocab hails from the legendary 36 Chambers of the Wu…not old boring English
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I entered, became a disciple, learnt the ways of Shaolin, mastered the art of the liquid swords, looking for a better tomorrow where i will triumph. ✊🏽


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A game of chess is like a sword fight; you must think first……before you move

comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 56 minutes ago
The only problem I currently see is you.
(What aboot yer 3 Boot Problem?! Ok, so go stand in front of a long mirror, turn to the side, and notice that Boot, stuck waaaaay up yer ass..)

You've watched 5 episodes of a show that nobody has called for and is inferior to the ones I have suggested.

(I am currently watching 2 pieces of original television, I’ll catchup with your suggested unoriginal rebooted/remakes soon enough.

Your position in the jedi order has already been compromised.
(Christ on a stick, you’re like vodaphone, keep calling me to discuss my bill.. I left 15 years ago fam)

It's frankly pitiful that you've chosen this path but weak men are often corrupted by the promise of power.

(You should see the path my Boot gonna take….)
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It's appropriate that you keep mentioning boots and peoples rectuum, as it's this part of your body that seems to be doing all the talking.

You say you are watching an original series? I see your rectuum is once again speaking. 3 body problem is based on a chinese novel and it's the 2nd live action adaptation of the book. You've chosen to make X men 97 and Shogun tertiary viewing for a 2nd attempt at a live action adaptation. That's like turning down a date with Jessica Alba, so you can watch Zac Snyder's Justice League, the directors cut version 1.5.

You've been made to look like a fool. A court jester. A charlatan. Your BORE reports can't even be trusted at this stage. You've been sold a dream and instead of thinking you left vodafone 15 years ago, the direct debit has still been ongoing.

The road to redemption is a steep one for you but there is still time. Watch X men 97 and Shogun tonight. Only then, will you have earned back some of the dignity that you chose to pour down the drain.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Daaaaaaaayum

comment by Sat Nav (U18243)
posted 31 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Daaaaaaaayum
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Boom!! Get him Guv…

Oh..oh right. It’s aboot me…. Ok.

Why am I catching strays, what is everybody else watching X-Men and Shogit?
I’ve explained to mans the viewing order already. Absolutely nothing you can do aboot it. And like it.
Don’t let me have to tell mans again. I’m the Tribal chief, I can do what I want.

comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 2 minutes ago
Oh..oh right. It’s aboot me….Ok.

Why am I catching strays, what is everybody else watching X-Men and Shogit?
I’ve explained to mans the viewing order already. Absolutely nothing you can do aboot it. And like it.
Don’t let me have to tell mans again. I’m the Tribal chief, I can do what I want.
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The only thing it's aboot is aboot up yer candy ass so hard it'll vex your backside so every time you shiiit you'll be shiiiting vex from here till episode 5

FAM

comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 28 minutes ago
Oh..oh right. It’s aboot me….Ok.

Why am I catching strays, what is everybody else watching X-Men and Shogit?
I’ve explained to mans the viewing order already. Absolutely nothing you can do aboot it. And like it.
Don’t let me have to tell mans again. I’m the Tribal chief, I can do what I want.
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Tribal Chief?

The first part is highly doubtful but the 2nd part rings true.

You'll do what is instructed and that's watching Shogun and X men.

comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 18 hours, 11 minutes ago
comment by A hoe for Dominik Szoboszlai. A Szobwhoreszlai {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 2 minutes ago
Nah Stringer’s vocab hails from the legendary 36 Chambers of the Wu…not old boring English
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I entered, became a disciple, learnt the ways of Shaolin, mastered the art of the liquid swords, looking for a better tomorrow where i will triumph. ✊🏽


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They'll never possess the divine 5 percenter knowledge you wield. They never even held a sword in their life let alone taken the sacrilegious pilgrimage to the Shaolin Monasteries in the mountains of Tibet, drape in nothing but luxurious egyptian cotton.

It’s impressive how he’s managed to weave the words of the Homeric epics, Shakespeare, Canadians and Wu Tang into the tapestry of literary marvels known as Stringlish.

I would gladly major in Stringlish.

Shogun Tuesday

comment by A hoe for Dominik Szoboszlai. A Szobwhoreszlai {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 25 minutes ago
I would gladly major in Stringlish.
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Language or literature?

I'll follow him like he's the Lisan Al Gaib

Dunno why you'd follow someone who hasn't even solved the 3 boot problem

I’m upset I didn’t see this before watching the show

https://youtu.be/dz9Ijf_PXlI?si=nZW2XvQSgI0NxBg1

comment by A hoe for Dominik Szoboszlai. A Szobwhoreszlai {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 8 minutes ago
I’m upset I didn’t see this before watching the show

https://youtu.be/dz9Ijf_PXlI?si=nZW2XvQSgI0NxBg1
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Wow. That was epic.

7) Ghostbusters: FEck off - $159M

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That’s a pretty bold name for a ghostbusters film in string’s Bore.

comment by Baz tard - Ineos your face, proud owner of the 100k comment, fack you Michael Edward’s and your 5m, th (U19119)
posted 4 minutes ago
7) Ghostbusters: FEck off - $159M

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That’s a pretty bold name for a ghostbusters film in string’s Bore.
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Yeah I commented on it at the time. Shame, was hoping for Morbius levels of brilliance from the movie.

Have youse lot seen Ghostbusters FEck?

I don’t think I can be bothered, gonna wait for it to stream…. I swear it was boring.
Which is a disgrace, didn’t people watch the dallies and say, ‘this looks abit shiiiit like’

comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 2 minutes ago
Have youse lot seen Ghostbusters FEck?

I don’t think I can be bothered, gonna wait for it to stream…. I swear it was boring.
Which is a disgrace, didn’t people watch the dallies and say, ‘this looks abit shiiiit like’
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Have you seen it string? How can you swear it’s boring if you haven’t seen it fam? Man spitting wack

He hasn't seen it

comment by Baz tard - Ineos your face, proud owner of the 100k comment, fack you Michael Edward’s and your 5m, th (U19119)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 2 minutes ago
Have youse lot seen Ghostbusters FEck?

I don’t think I can be bothered, gonna wait for it to stream…. I swear it was boring.
Which is a disgrace, didn’t people watch the dallies and say, ‘this looks abit shiiiit like’
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Have you seen it string? How can you swear it’s boring if you haven’t seen it fam? Man spitting wack
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😑 I already explained what happened fam.
But for you, here’s the remix.
I went to the cinema, aboot 40-60 mins in, I feel asleep.
I think I kissed aboot 10 mins, but I duuno. But up to that point, I found the film boring as…

Then the build up ton the ending< was all abit anti-climactic. So I need to rewatch it.
But yeh..