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posted on 9/5/19

I know it won't happen but I'd love it if Ole asked all the squad to individually say 'See you next season' at the end of season address. I'd have more respect for those who refused than those who do it and leave.

As for the game this will probably be the first time in ages I'll be watching another game when United are on (even though I'll probably have it on somewhere).

Hopefully this is our low and the fact our two main rivals are doing so well will stir us to come back.

As for the game I'd only play those who have told Ole they are definitely going to stay.

posted on 9/5/19

Our player of the year awards tonight. That should be fun.

posted on 9/5/19

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 4 minutes ago
I know it won't happen but I'd love it if Ole asked all the squad to individually say 'See you next season' at the end of season address. I'd have more respect for those who refused than those who do it and leave.

As for the game this will probably be the first time in ages I'll be watching another game when United are on (even though I'll probably have it on somewhere).

Hopefully this is our low and the fact our two main rivals are doing so well will stir us to come back.

As for the game I'd only play those who have told Ole they are definitely going to stay.
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All the players have been told to report to Carrington on Monday morning for a season appraisal and to work out if they are wanted/want to be here next season.

posted on 9/5/19

Play the kids. Got to be done.

posted on 9/5/19

comment by Ole-Dirty-Baz ta’rd (U19119)
posted 3 minutes ago
Play the kids. Got to be done.
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I'd be happy if we played 7 or 8 of them or even more. However with quite a few players looking like leaving, especially some who have been here a while, I think it will be a mix.

comment by Prem (U7618)

posted on 9/5/19

‘Herrera's last ever game for us too potentially and maybe Mata as well. Although rumours are saying United are still trying to get Mata to stay even at this late stage...’

As much as I love Mata, I really wished the club was proactively doing this to secure the former instead.

It tells you all you need to know about the poor organization and planning of this club from the board.

comment by Prem (U7618)

posted on 9/5/19

comment by Glazers_Out (SE85) (U21241)
posted 20 minutes ago
Our player of the year awards tonight. That should be fun.
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Imagine if DDG won it?

posted on 9/5/19

comment by Prem (U7618)
posted 39 seconds ago
‘Herrera's last ever game for us too potentially and maybe Mata as well. Although rumours are saying United are still trying to get Mata to stay even at this late stage...’

As much as I love Mata, I really wished the club was proactively doing this to secure the former instead.

It tells you all you need to know about the poor organization and planning of this club from the board.
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Seen some reports today that Herrera will be on 160k p/w at PSG, not the 200k or 250k that was first reported.

Absolute joke if we let him leave and he's only asking for that. We gave Shaw that much ffs.

posted on 9/5/19

comment by Prem (U7618)
posted 52 seconds ago
comment by Glazers_Out (SE85) (U21241)
posted 20 minutes ago
Our player of the year awards tonight. That should be fun.
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Imagine if DDG won it?
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He'd drop it most likely.

Only joking. But I don't think he's been good this season really. Probably his worst season at the club since the beginning.

posted on 9/5/19

I don't think anyone really deserves player of the season this term. Maybe Martial? Not for his on field exploits though.

posted on 9/5/19

I imagine Shaw will win player of the season. Or maybe someone like Lindelof.

How Pogba got in the premier league team of the year I'll never know

posted on 9/5/19

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 minute ago
I don't think anyone really deserves player of the season this term. Maybe Martial? Not for his on field exploits though.
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Top sh@gger award presented by Giggs ???

posted on 9/5/19

comment by Steve Beaglehole (U15867)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 4 minutes ago
I know it won't happen but I'd love it if Ole asked all the squad to individually say 'See you next season' at the end of season address. I'd have more respect for those who refused than those who do it and leave.

As for the game this will probably be the first time in ages I'll be watching another game when United are on (even though I'll probably have it on somewhere).

Hopefully this is our low and the fact our two main rivals are doing so well will stir us to come back.

As for the game I'd only play those who have told Ole they are definitely going to stay.
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All the players have been told to report to Carrington on Monday morning for a season appraisal and to work out if they are wanted/want to be here next season.
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Then they'll be filmed so that our social media team can think of imaginative ways of saying 'goodbye'.

Young failing to drop a cross in a cardboard box.

Lukaku walking past a barn door.

Pogba muttering 'Good (can't be bothered with the 'bye' bit)

Rojo two footing his way through the door.

Jones being carted away to hospital in an ambulance then falling out of said ambulance on the trolley (like Carry On Doctor)

Valencia ceremoniously donating his left foot which, due to lack of use, is only showing as 12 years of age.

Darmian (no video)

And so on...

comment by Prem (U7618)

posted on 9/5/19

comment by Glazers_Out (SE85) (U21241)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Prem (U7618)
posted 39 seconds ago
‘Herrera's last ever game for us too potentially and maybe Mata as well. Although rumours are saying United are still trying to get Mata to stay even at this late stage...’

As much as I love Mata, I really wished the club was proactively doing this to secure the former instead.

It tells you all you need to know about the poor organization and planning of this club from the board.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Seen some reports today that Herrera will be on 160k p/w at PSG, not the 200k or 250k that was first reported.

Absolute joke if we let him leave and he's only asking for that. We gave Shaw that much ffs.
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Though I don’t know him personally, he doesn’t seem to be the type of mercenary player. A respectable wage for him.

Seems he just wants to play, and have one last shot? on the big stage.

I don’t blame him for leaving if he has become disillusioned with this club.

Some other players, I’m not so bothered if they want to leave.

posted on 9/5/19

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Steve Beaglehole (U15867)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 4 minutes ago
I know it won't happen but I'd love it if Ole asked all the squad to individually say 'See you next season' at the end of season address. I'd have more respect for those who refused than those who do it and leave.

As for the game this will probably be the first time in ages I'll be watching another game when United are on (even though I'll probably have it on somewhere).

Hopefully this is our low and the fact our two main rivals are doing so well will stir us to come back.

As for the game I'd only play those who have told Ole they are definitely going to stay.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

All the players have been told to report to Carrington on Monday morning for a season appraisal and to work out if they are wanted/want to be here next season.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Then they'll be filmed so that our social media team can think of imaginative ways of saying 'goodbye'.

Young failing to drop a cross in a cardboard box.

Lukaku walking past a barn door.

Pogba muttering 'Good (can't be bothered with the 'bye' bit)

Rojo two footing his way through the door.

Jones being carted away to hospital in an ambulance then falling out of said ambulance on the trolley (like Carry On Doctor)

Valencia ceremoniously donating his left foot which, due to lack of use, is only showing as 12 years of age.

Darmian (no video)

And so on...
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Sanchez playing the piano again. Hopefully this time someone slams the lid on his fingers.

posted on 9/5/19

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Steve Beaglehole (U15867)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 4 minutes ago
I know it won't happen but I'd love it if Ole asked all the squad to individually say 'See you next season' at the end of season address. I'd have more respect for those who refused than those who do it and leave.

As for the game this will probably be the first time in ages I'll be watching another game when United are on (even though I'll probably have it on somewhere).

Hopefully this is our low and the fact our two main rivals are doing so well will stir us to come back.

As for the game I'd only play those who have told Ole they are definitely going to stay.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

All the players have been told to report to Carrington on Monday morning for a season appraisal and to work out if they are wanted/want to be here next season.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Then they'll be filmed so that our social media team can think of imaginative ways of saying 'goodbye'.

Young failing to drop a cross in a cardboard box.

Lukaku walking past a barn door.

Pogba muttering 'Good (can't be bothered with the 'bye' bit)

Rojo two footing his way through the door.

Jones being carted away to hospital in an ambulance then falling out of said ambulance on the trolley (like Carry On Doctor)

Valencia ceremoniously donating his left foot which, due to lack of use, is only showing as 12 years of age.

Darmian (no video)

And so on...
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Smalling being captured by the man from del monty and being turned into a refreshing tropical fruit juice after his hairstyle was mistaken for a pineapple.

Ed Woodward forced to resign after a video emerges of him doing a Brewster millions bet with a mate, only to find that whilst the mate has picked a tramp, Woodward has misread the bet of getting a ‘tramp’ picked Donald trump as his Brewster, with the bet getting out of hand and Donald losing billions of united’s money as a tax avoidance scheme.

Ddg failing to ‘catch’ his flight to Spain.

posted on 9/5/19

Playing it like Les Dawson!

comment by Prem (U7618)

posted on 9/5/19

I’m really intrigued to know about which players are certain to leave.

Would make planning for an identity easier.

It’s all good in saying who we all want to leave, and the unrealistic large surplus wholesale changes. But that’s not going to happen so swiftly. So we need to plan based on who we have and who we want.

posted on 9/5/19

And it ends with Fellaini coming back with the words 'I've got this lads'... #Fellback

comment by Prem (U7618)

posted on 9/5/19

comment by Ole-Dirty-Baz ta’rd (U19119)
posted 27 seconds ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Steve Beaglehole (U15867)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 4 minutes ago
I know it won't happen but I'd love it if Ole asked all the squad to individually say 'See you next season' at the end of season address. I'd have more respect for those who refused than those who do it and leave.

As for the game this will probably be the first time in ages I'll be watching another game when United are on (even though I'll probably have it on somewhere).

Hopefully this is our low and the fact our two main rivals are doing so well will stir us to come back.

As for the game I'd only play those who have told Ole they are definitely going to stay.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

All the players have been told to report to Carrington on Monday morning for a season appraisal and to work out if they are wanted/want to be here next season.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Then they'll be filmed so that our social media team can think of imaginative ways of saying 'goodbye'.

Young failing to drop a cross in a cardboard box.

Lukaku walking past a barn door.

Pogba muttering 'Good (can't be bothered with the 'bye' bit)

Rojo two footing his way through the door.

Jones being carted away to hospital in an ambulance then falling out of said ambulance on the trolley (like Carry On Doctor)

Valencia ceremoniously donating his left foot which, due to lack of use, is only showing as 12 years of age.

Darmian (no video)

And so on...
----------------------------------------------------------------------


Smalling being captured by the man from del monty and being turned into a refreshing tropical fruit juice after his hairstyle was mistaken for a pineapple.

Ed Woodward forced to resign after a video emerges of him doing a Brewster millions bet with a mate, only to find that whilst the mate has picked a tramp, Woodward has misread the bet of getting a ‘tramp’ picked Donald trump as his Brewster, with the bet getting out of hand and Donald losing billions of united’s money as a tax avoidance scheme.

Ddg failing to ‘catch’ his flight to Spain.


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Pogba dabbing like crazy who then pokes Sanchez in the eye while he’s on the piano. Piano lid slams shut on Sanchez’s fingers, he gets up screeches and clumsily stands on Jones’ foot, who stumbles over crashing into Smalling, Who’s pineapple braids flicks into the eyes of Lukaku, who goes blind and swings his arms around like a madman and hits Martial in the back of the head, who then sulks away in the corner.

Ole’s not impressed so ends up signing Benny Hill.

posted on 9/5/19

End of season awards tonight should be fun!

comment by Prem (U7618)

posted on 9/5/19

Interviewer:

'Congratulations on your award tonight!

Can you care to elaborate on why you won the award?...'

Player x '...Ummm, i didn't get injured.'

* Shrugs shoulders *

posted on 9/5/19

If it's Man Utd player of the year give it to one of the Ladies team. They achieved something this year at least.

posted on 9/5/19

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 second ago
If it's Man Utd player of the year give it to one of the Ladies team. They achieved something this year at least.
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DDG should get in in that case.

He's played like a keeper from a womans team for a long time.

posted on 9/5/19

“So Luke Shaw, how did you celebrate becoming player of the year”

“Two Big Mac meals, cream of sum yung gi, a chicken madras, 14 mars bars and a pint of monster. Taking it easy, seasons not over yet”

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