What goes klip-klop
Klip-klop
Klip-klop
Klip-klop
Klip-klop
BANG!
Klipetty-klop, Klipetty-klop, Klipetty-klop?
An Amish drive-by shooting.
comment by The artist formerly known as Joe (U15888)
posted 48 minutes ago
Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop
Dr Dre
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Best one so far
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I got attacked by 3 blokes last night but I still managed to knock one out.
Probably wasn't the best time time for a w@nk but it could have been my last.
Friend of mine is a narcoleptic and it's just the craziest thing. One minute she's talking and then all off a sudden I'm having sexx.
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Discussion about arranged marriage...
English man : How could you marry a woman before knowing her ?
Asian: How could you marry a woman after knowing her?
End of discussion
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged
Yo momma is so dumb she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call
comment by The artist formerly known as Joe (U15888)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop
Dr Dre
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posted 1 hour, 8 minutes ago
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posted 1 minute ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 44 seconds ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 5 seconds ago
Why are pirates called “pirates?”
Because they Aaarrrrrrgggggghhhh
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I thought mine were bad
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It’s a great joke!
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey
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How much does a pirate charge for ear piercings?
A buck an ear.
comment by Idontlikemondays (U6377)
posted 40 minutes ago
Waitress : Are you ready to order
Me : No
Waitress : Would you like to hear the specials?
Me: yes ok
Waitress: This town ah ah,is coming like a ghost town
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What do you call an IT teacher that likes to touch up kids ?
A PDF file
How do you fine Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
Why doesn't Stephen Hawking like comedy ?
Because he can't do stand up.
What do you call a plug socket half way up a wall?
Anything you waBURRRP sorry I just had angel delight
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If you were surprised that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide imagine how surprised he must have been
An English man has a job delivering 11 monkeys to the zoo but his van breaks down, Paddy is travelling behind and stops to see if he can help. The English man says Paddy if I give you £50 will you take these monkeys to the zoo for me, sure says Paddy no problem load them up.
Two hours later the English man is still stuck waiting for the AA but see’s Paddy coming back the other way still with 11 monkeys in his van so he flags him down and says Paddy didn’t I give you £50 to to take these monkeys to the zoo for me, Paddy says sure you did and we all had a great time but we’ve still got some money from the £50 left over and we’re off to the cinema now.
What's the difference between acne and a priest ?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonky
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 45 seconds ago
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonky
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What do you call a donkey with 3 legs and one eye?
A winky wonky
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posted on 10/10/19
What goes klip-klop
Klip-klop
Klip-klop
Klip-klop
Klip-klop
BANG!
Klipetty-klop, Klipetty-klop, Klipetty-klop?
An Amish drive-by shooting.
posted on 10/10/19
comment by The artist formerly known as Joe (U15888)
posted 48 minutes ago
Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop
Dr Dre
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Best one so far
posted on 10/10/19
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 10/10/19
I got attacked by 3 blokes last night but I still managed to knock one out.
Probably wasn't the best time time for a w@nk but it could have been my last.
posted on 10/10/19
Friend of mine is a narcoleptic and it's just the craziest thing. One minute she's talking and then all off a sudden I'm having sexx.
posted on 10/10/19
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 10/10/19
Discussion about arranged marriage...
English man : How could you marry a woman before knowing her ?
Asian: How could you marry a woman after knowing her?
End of discussion
posted on 10/10/19
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
posted on 10/10/19
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
posted on 10/10/19
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
posted on 10/10/19
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged
posted on 10/10/19
Yo momma is so dumb she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call
posted on 10/10/19
comment by The artist formerly known as Joe (U15888)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop
Dr Dre
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posted on 10/10/19
comment by Adam 'The interview' Lallana (U20650)
posted 1 hour, 8 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 44 seconds ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 5 seconds ago
Why are pirates called “pirates?”
Because they Aaarrrrrrgggggghhhh
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I thought mine were bad
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It’s a great joke!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey
----------------------------------------------------------------------
How much does a pirate charge for ear piercings?
A buck an ear.
posted on 10/10/19
comment by Idontlikemondays (U6377)
posted 40 minutes ago
Waitress : Are you ready to order
Me : No
Waitress : Would you like to hear the specials?
Me: yes ok
Waitress: This town ah ah,is coming like a ghost town
----------------------------------------------------------------------
posted on 10/10/19
What do you call an IT teacher that likes to touch up kids ?
A PDF file
posted on 10/10/19
How do you fine Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
posted on 10/10/19
Why doesn't Stephen Hawking like comedy ?
Because he can't do stand up.
posted on 10/10/19
What do you call a plug socket half way up a wall?
Anything you waBURRRP sorry I just had angel delight
posted on 10/10/19
Comment deleted by Article Creator
posted on 10/10/19
If you were surprised that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide imagine how surprised he must have been
posted on 10/10/19
An English man has a job delivering 11 monkeys to the zoo but his van breaks down, Paddy is travelling behind and stops to see if he can help. The English man says Paddy if I give you £50 will you take these monkeys to the zoo for me, sure says Paddy no problem load them up.
Two hours later the English man is still stuck waiting for the AA but see’s Paddy coming back the other way still with 11 monkeys in his van so he flags him down and says Paddy didn’t I give you £50 to to take these monkeys to the zoo for me, Paddy says sure you did and we all had a great time but we’ve still got some money from the £50 left over and we’re off to the cinema now.
posted on 10/10/19
What's the difference between acne and a priest ?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
posted on 10/10/19
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonky
posted on 10/10/19
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 45 seconds ago
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonky
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What do you call a donkey with 3 legs and one eye?
A winky wonky
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