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What were your most embarrassing moments in life?
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Pretty much all of it, really.

I got knocked back by a midget ( not sure of the PC term form a short person?) back in the early 90s at a house party when my mate hooked up with her friend (not a midget), it was more me wondering what it would be like but it still stung and the other half dozen or so mates I was with both saw and heard it.

It still gets mentioned on an almost weekly basis in one form or another all these years later

I was working as a chef for pizza hut and was seeing this customers girlfriend.I now know It was Robb's sloppy seconds,probably the most embarrassing moment that could happen to anyone.

Wahl and Rev have filtered me. I must be doing something right.

comment by Colemanballs-جيش الدفاع الإسرائيلي (U22246)
posted 1 minute ago
I was working as a chef for pizza hut and was seeing this customers girlfriend.I now know It was Robb's sloppy seconds,probably the most embarrassing moment that could happen to anyone.
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Your pepperoni was tiny

comment by Robb - Dean Boxall is a legend (U22311)
posted 32 seconds ago
comment by Colemanballs-جيش الدفاع الإسرائيلي (U22246)
posted 1 minute ago
I was working as a chef for pizza hut and was seeing this customers girlfriend.I now know It was Robb's sloppy seconds,probably the most embarrassing moment that could happen to anyone.
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Your pepperoni was tiny
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Better than thin and crusty though

went to Looe in cornwall and got hammered on JD the first night.. not eaten anything all day and was dry heaving JD.
following day walking through Looe and i farted.. because id not eaten owt and based on the fact i had the booze poo's i shat myself in the middle of town.

if i had any shame id be embarrassed.. but i dont

i believe im filtered by GB and that spurs poster who thinks everyone who disagrees with him is racist oh and Boris, no idea why with that one though.

I've either repressed them so well or i just haven't lived enough to experience embarrassing moments. As an early teen i remember getting my first computer, and my dad got his mate round show me how to disk defrag and some other stuff. Then pops up the delete your history etc and i just froze as the realisation sunk in about what was to come next I didnt even know it stored your history

comment by Colemanballs-جيش الدفاع الإسرا�... (U22246)
posted 20 minutes ago
I was working as a chef for pizza hut and was seeing this customers girlfriend.I now know It was Robb's sloppy seconds,probably the most embarrassing moment that could happen to anyone.
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I definitely want to hear more about this pizza hut story.

The amount of time I have spent on 606.

comment by Robbing Hoody - Legacy Fan (U6374)
posted 1 minute ago
The amount of time I have spent on 606.
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You're winning there Hoody I don't feel as bad about mine now mate

606 is a strange obsession but it makes sense as I don’t know of anywhere else on the internet you can just start a conversation about anything and have 100+ comments from anywhere in the world within seconds from a bunch of people you’ve kind of ‘known’ for 10+ years.

Going on the lash with a girl I had a crush on, when she went home I ended up calling her while extremely drunk and saying I loved her
Was a bit awkward next morning going into work as she worked there as well

comment by plain old dunc (U11713)
posted 26 minutes ago
went to Looe in cornwall and got hammered on JD the first night.. not eaten anything all day and was dry heaving JD.
following day walking through Looe and i farted.. because id not eaten owt and based on the fact i had the booze poo's i shat myself in the middle of town.

if i had any shame id be embarrassed.. but i dont
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Good job you were in looe

I shat myself in class at school.

comment by Luke McCowan (U1734)
posted 32 seconds ago
I shat myself in class at school.
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Are the schools back in Scotland?

comment by Jed Maxwell (U1449)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by plain old dunc (U11713)
posted 26 minutes ago
went to Looe in cornwall and got hammered on JD the first night.. not eaten anything all day and was dry heaving JD.
following day walking through Looe and i farted.. because id not eaten owt and based on the fact i had the booze poo's i shat myself in the middle of town.

if i had any shame id be embarrassed.. but i dont
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Good job you were in looe
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ironic really

I have a tendency to innocently say the most inappropriate things. Like when everyone else in the office knew a (young) colleague's mum had just died, apart from me and I made a "that's what your mum said" joke. I didn't know! But still, not my best moment. Or maybe it was.

In Magaluf in 1997 I'd had too much to drink (as you do) and when I got up in the morning had this woman come up to me saying 'You were in our room last night'. I kind of laughed and said that I wasn't to which she replied 'Ask my husband Lars'. Lars then described exactly what I was wearing and said I'd half frightened them and their kid to death.

Apparently I'd got into the hotel on my own but didn't have a key and I'd asked the security guard to open the door for me. Unfortunately I got the room number mixed up and he opened the wrong door. For that, and I don't remember anything, I got a smack round the head from the security guard and he chucked me into my room and took my passport away. A passport I didn't realise was missing until Lars told me what happened. To be fair to the family, they were Swedish, they were quite cool about it and Lars left me with some sage advice 'Perhaps you don't drink as much tonight'.

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 minute ago
In Magaluf in 1997 I'd had too much to drink (as you do) and when I got up in the morning had this woman come up to me saying 'You were in our room last night'. I kind of laughed and said that I wasn't to which she replied 'Ask my husband Lars'. Lars then described exactly what I was wearing and said I'd half frightened them and their kid to death.

Apparently I'd got into the hotel on my own but didn't have a key and I'd asked the security guard to open the door for me. Unfortunately I got the room number mixed up and he opened the wrong door. For that, and I don't remember anything, I got a smack round the head from the security guard and he chucked me into my room and took my passport away. A passport I didn't realise was missing until Lars told me what happened. To be fair to the family, they were Swedish, they were quite cool about it and Lars left me with some sage advice 'Perhaps you don't drink as much tonight'.
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i was at butlins once as a kid.. rows and rows of chalets that look exactly the same.

i was only about 9 and my mum sent me to get a newspaper.
i came back, let myself in, got a can of coke out of the fride and proceeded to eat the bacon sarnie that was on the table.

it wasnt until some big brummie walked in from the bedroom asking who the feck i was did i realise i was in row F12 and not row E 12.

his mrs did make a decent sarnie though

comment by plain old dunc (U11713)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 minute ago
In Magaluf in 1997 I'd had too much to drink (as you do) and when I got up in the morning had this woman come up to me saying 'You were in our room last night'. I kind of laughed and said that I wasn't to which she replied 'Ask my husband Lars'. Lars then described exactly what I was wearing and said I'd half frightened them and their kid to death.

Apparently I'd got into the hotel on my own but didn't have a key and I'd asked the security guard to open the door for me. Unfortunately I got the room number mixed up and he opened the wrong door. For that, and I don't remember anything, I got a smack round the head from the security guard and he chucked me into my room and took my passport away. A passport I didn't realise was missing until Lars told me what happened. To be fair to the family, they were Swedish, they were quite cool about it and Lars left me with some sage advice 'Perhaps you don't drink as much tonight'.
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i was at butlins once as a kid.. rows and rows of chalets that look exactly the same.

i was only about 9 and my mum sent me to get a newspaper.
i came back, let myself in, got a can of coke out of the fride and proceeded to eat the bacon sarnie that was on the table.

it wasnt until some big brummie walked in from the bedroom asking who the feck i was did i realise i was in row F12 and not row E 12.

his mrs did make a decent sarnie though
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You had an excuse being 9yo though. I was 19 and really should know better!

comment by The Post Nearly Man. Jadon & Marcus & ... (U1270)
posted 1 hour, 38 minutes ago
Wahl and Rev have filtered me. I must be doing something right.
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What about sandy and sizzle... You need these for the full set

Sizzle would filter himself if he could.