Aye.
I only see about 5% of traffic on here these days but it's troo.
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posted 1 hour, 10 minutes ago
Oh and what's the sun done now?
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Nothing. Just an observation
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Nothing?
Just sustains all life
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Tell that to Rangers.
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Never an opportunity missed
pointy has had a few over the years which have buckled me in work and i've had to reign in laughter.
i can't recall the context but we were talking about someone and he said they had "dark soulfull eyes, like a cow"
another was something about a sexy trifle.
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 23 minutes ago
pointy has had a few over the years which have buckled me in work and i've had to reign in laughter.
i can't recall the context but we were talking about someone and he said they had "dark soulfull eyes, like a cow"
another was something about a sexy trifle.
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Fvcking dis custard?
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 45 minutes ago
pointy has had a few over the years which have buckled me in work and i've had to reign in laughter.
i can't recall the context but we were talking about someone and he said they had "dark soulfull eyes, like a cow"
another was something about a sexy trifle.
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Fruity bastirt that he is.
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
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posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
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You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
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posted 28 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
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You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
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you ever been licked by a cow - it's like sandpaper! No chance.
I once came inches from being wiped out by a bull called Julien. In the pen filling water and he charged. Thankfully, caught the big fvcker out the corner and vaulted the pen pdq else there might be no silver on here.
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posted 45 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
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Yes but all strangely similar too.
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posted 7 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
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You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
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you ever been licked by a cow - it's like sandpaper! No chance.
I once came inches from being wiped out by a bull called Julien. In the pen filling water and he charged. Thankfully, caught the big fvcker out the corner and vaulted the pen pdq else there might be no silver on here.
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Damn
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
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You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
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you ever been licked by a cow - it's like sandpaper! No chance.
I once came inches from being wiped out by a bull called Julien. In the pen filling water and he charged. Thankfully, caught the big fvcker out the corner and vaulted the pen pdq else there might be no silver on here.
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I imagine Pointy would enjoy getting wiped out bye big bull called Julien.
Mate of mine had a pig farm. Fookin big boar would just look at you and scare the schit out of you.
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 4 minutes ago
Damn
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I'm sure we've all had near death experiences?
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posted 5 minutes ago
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posted 28 minutes ago
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posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
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You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
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you ever been licked by a cow - it's like sandpaper! No chance.
I once came inches from being wiped out by a bull called Julien. In the pen filling water and he charged. Thankfully, caught the big fvcker out the corner and vaulted the pen pdq else there might be no silver on here.
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I imagine Pointy would enjoy getting wiped out bye big bull called Julien.
Mate of mine had a pig farm. Fookin big boar would just look at you and scare the schit out of you.
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You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
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posted 1 minute ago
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posted 28 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
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You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
you ever been licked by a cow - it's like sandpaper! No chance.
I once came inches from being wiped out by a bull called Julien. In the pen filling water and he charged. Thankfully, caught the big fvcker out the corner and vaulted the pen pdq else there might be no silver on here.
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I imagine Pointy would enjoy getting wiped out bye big bull called Julien.
Mate of mine had a pig farm. Fookin big boar would just look at you and scare the schit out of you.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
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You've read up on that, or are you speaking from experience?
They caught a guy in Vancouver a few years ago who had murdered a number of native women then disappeared them on his pig farm. They found DNA in the pigschit.
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
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Aye cows can be quite funny.
Cousins' house was surrounded by fields on most sides and there'd always be the same cows in one of them. One of them took a real liking to my brother.. anytime he was in the garden it'd come sauntering over to watch him and would follow him the length and breadth of the garden.
Tbf they're all curious af most of the time. I've got a dairy farm the other side of my garden fence and they'll all come over to have a look if you decide to pop your head above the fence.
There's yer Sidney Poitier dead
TBH I didn't know he was still alive
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posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
you ever been licked by a cow - it's like sandpaper! No chance.
I once came inches from being wiped out by a bull called Julien. In the pen filling water and he charged. Thankfully, caught the big fvcker out the corner and vaulted the pen pdq else there might be no silver on here.
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I imagine Pointy would enjoy getting wiped out bye big bull called Julien.
Mate of mine had a pig farm. Fookin big boar would just look at you and scare the schit out of you.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You've read up on that, or are you speaking from experience?
They caught a guy in Vancouver a few years ago who had murdered a number of native women then disappeared them on his pig farm. They found DNA in the pigschit.
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It's a warning speech from Bricktop in the movie Snatch
Great character
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posted 7 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 5 minutes ago
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posted 1 minute ago
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posted 18 minutes ago
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posted 5 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
you ever been licked by a cow - it's like sandpaper! No chance.
I once came inches from being wiped out by a bull called Julien. In the pen filling water and he charged. Thankfully, caught the big fvcker out the corner and vaulted the pen pdq else there might be no silver on here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I imagine Pointy would enjoy getting wiped out bye big bull called Julien.
Mate of mine had a pig farm. Fookin big boar would just look at you and scare the schit out of you.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You've read up on that, or are you speaking from experience?
They caught a guy in Vancouver a few years ago who had murdered a number of native women then disappeared them on his pig farm. They found DNA in the pigschit.
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It's a warning speech from Bricktop in the movie Snatch
Great character
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Yeah. I thought it was familiar. Love Brit gangsters. So much more sadistic/realistic than the American gunslingers.
comment by Call Sign: 日本は永遠に (U3627)
posted 18 minutes ago
There's yer Sidney Poitier dead
TBH I didn't know he was still alive
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Peter Bogdanovich too
On a similar theme and on the back of Tutu's aquamation being more environmentally friendly I've been reading up on what is involved - basically a caustic soda pressure cooker! Still very few facilities worldwide that do it. Read it is a Scottish guy that makes much of the equipment though?
Reminded me of this - warning it is pretty graphic
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/karen-buckley-how-alexander-pacteau-killed-her-and-tried-to-destroy-her-body-1.2313484
I would say to cremate me but the fumes would just get everyone baked
"you ever been licked by a cow"
An open goal surely?
Highly unlikely but I told y'all it was in play...
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/8247905/rangers-celtic-spfl-fees-english-sturgeon-covid/
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posted 45 minutes ago
"you ever been licked by a cow"
An open goal surely?
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No, buy I've had my bum poked by a dog.
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Aye.
I only see about 5% of traffic on here these days but it's troo.
posted on 7/1/22
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 13 hours, 49 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 hours, 18 minutes ago
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posted 1 minute ago
comment by super phoenix rangers - comments on this forum... (U14864)
posted 1 hour, 10 minutes ago
Oh and what's the sun done now?
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Nothing. Just an observation
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Nothing?
Just sustains all life
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Tell that to Rangers.
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Never an opportunity missed
posted on 7/1/22
pointy has had a few over the years which have buckled me in work and i've had to reign in laughter.
i can't recall the context but we were talking about someone and he said they had "dark soulfull eyes, like a cow"
another was something about a sexy trifle.
posted on 7/1/22
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 23 minutes ago
pointy has had a few over the years which have buckled me in work and i've had to reign in laughter.
i can't recall the context but we were talking about someone and he said they had "dark soulfull eyes, like a cow"
another was something about a sexy trifle.
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Fvcking dis custard?
posted on 7/1/22
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 45 minutes ago
pointy has had a few over the years which have buckled me in work and i've had to reign in laughter.
i can't recall the context but we were talking about someone and he said they had "dark soulfull eyes, like a cow"
another was something about a sexy trifle.
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Fruity bastirt that he is.
posted on 7/1/22
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
posted on 7/1/22
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
posted on 7/1/22
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
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You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
posted on 7/1/22
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
you ever been licked by a cow - it's like sandpaper! No chance.
I once came inches from being wiped out by a bull called Julien. In the pen filling water and he charged. Thankfully, caught the big fvcker out the corner and vaulted the pen pdq else there might be no silver on here.
posted on 7/1/22
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 45 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
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Yes but all strangely similar too.
posted on 7/1/22
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
you ever been licked by a cow - it's like sandpaper! No chance.
I once came inches from being wiped out by a bull called Julien. In the pen filling water and he charged. Thankfully, caught the big fvcker out the corner and vaulted the pen pdq else there might be no silver on here.
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Damn
posted on 7/1/22
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
you ever been licked by a cow - it's like sandpaper! No chance.
I once came inches from being wiped out by a bull called Julien. In the pen filling water and he charged. Thankfully, caught the big fvcker out the corner and vaulted the pen pdq else there might be no silver on here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I imagine Pointy would enjoy getting wiped out bye big bull called Julien.
Mate of mine had a pig farm. Fookin big boar would just look at you and scare the schit out of you.
posted on 7/1/22
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 4 minutes ago
Damn
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I'm sure we've all had near death experiences?
posted on 7/1/22
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
you ever been licked by a cow - it's like sandpaper! No chance.
I once came inches from being wiped out by a bull called Julien. In the pen filling water and he charged. Thankfully, caught the big fvcker out the corner and vaulted the pen pdq else there might be no silver on here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I imagine Pointy would enjoy getting wiped out bye big bull called Julien.
Mate of mine had a pig farm. Fookin big boar would just look at you and scare the schit out of you.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
posted on 7/1/22
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
you ever been licked by a cow - it's like sandpaper! No chance.
I once came inches from being wiped out by a bull called Julien. In the pen filling water and he charged. Thankfully, caught the big fvcker out the corner and vaulted the pen pdq else there might be no silver on here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I imagine Pointy would enjoy getting wiped out bye big bull called Julien.
Mate of mine had a pig farm. Fookin big boar would just look at you and scare the schit out of you.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You've read up on that, or are you speaking from experience?
They caught a guy in Vancouver a few years ago who had murdered a number of native women then disappeared them on his pig farm. They found DNA in the pigschit.
posted on 7/1/22
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Aye cows can be quite funny.
Cousins' house was surrounded by fields on most sides and there'd always be the same cows in one of them. One of them took a real liking to my brother.. anytime he was in the garden it'd come sauntering over to watch him and would follow him the length and breadth of the garden.
Tbf they're all curious af most of the time. I've got a dairy farm the other side of my garden fence and they'll all come over to have a look if you decide to pop your head above the fence.
posted on 7/1/22
There's yer Sidney Poitier dead
TBH I didn't know he was still alive
posted on 7/1/22
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zico 🏴 (U21900)
posted 22 minutes ago
Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
you ever been licked by a cow - it's like sandpaper! No chance.
I once came inches from being wiped out by a bull called Julien. In the pen filling water and he charged. Thankfully, caught the big fvcker out the corner and vaulted the pen pdq else there might be no silver on here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I imagine Pointy would enjoy getting wiped out bye big bull called Julien.
Mate of mine had a pig farm. Fookin big boar would just look at you and scare the schit out of you.
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You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
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You've read up on that, or are you speaking from experience?
They caught a guy in Vancouver a few years ago who had murdered a number of native women then disappeared them on his pig farm. They found DNA in the pigschit.
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It's a warning speech from Bricktop in the movie Snatch
Great character
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Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production.
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I worked dairy farm 50 year ago and we gave them treacle. It was laced with some medicine too but they loved it and they gave more milk. It was in a box like a roll on deodorant and they licked the ball, it rotated and more treacle stuck to it. Very clever are cows. All with different personality once you get to know them.
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You dipped your Willie in treacle, didn't you?
Its okay. You're secrets safe on here.
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you ever been licked by a cow - it's like sandpaper! No chance.
I once came inches from being wiped out by a bull called Julien. In the pen filling water and he charged. Thankfully, caught the big fvcker out the corner and vaulted the pen pdq else there might be no silver on here.
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I imagine Pointy would enjoy getting wiped out bye big bull called Julien.
Mate of mine had a pig farm. Fookin big boar would just look at you and scare the schit out of you.
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You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.
Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
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You've read up on that, or are you speaking from experience?
They caught a guy in Vancouver a few years ago who had murdered a number of native women then disappeared them on his pig farm. They found DNA in the pigschit.
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It's a warning speech from Bricktop in the movie Snatch
Great character
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Yeah. I thought it was familiar. Love Brit gangsters. So much more sadistic/realistic than the American gunslingers.
posted on 7/1/22
comment by Call Sign: 日本は永遠に (U3627)
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There's yer Sidney Poitier dead
TBH I didn't know he was still alive
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Peter Bogdanovich too
posted on 7/1/22
On a similar theme and on the back of Tutu's aquamation being more environmentally friendly I've been reading up on what is involved - basically a caustic soda pressure cooker! Still very few facilities worldwide that do it. Read it is a Scottish guy that makes much of the equipment though?
Reminded me of this - warning it is pretty graphic
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/karen-buckley-how-alexander-pacteau-killed-her-and-tried-to-destroy-her-body-1.2313484
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I would say to cremate me but the fumes would just get everyone baked
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"you ever been licked by a cow"
An open goal surely?
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Highly unlikely but I told y'all it was in play...
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/8247905/rangers-celtic-spfl-fees-english-sturgeon-covid/
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"you ever been licked by a cow"
An open goal surely?
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No, buy I've had my bum poked by a dog.
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