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posted on 13/2/24

comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 3 hours, 59 minutes ago
Commentators going on about 'the turnover'.

I swear nobody said this until a couple of years ago, and now on talksport especially it's like they get paid for how many times they can say it.

"He's a really good player in the turnover"

"They need to do better in the turnover"

"And Chelsea have turned it over again" (bizarrely, this means that Chelsea have won the ball back, not that they've given it away, which is what any normal person would think these words meant)
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On the same vein...I detest the phrase "pivot"...this is utterly cuunty

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 13/2/24

comment by LordDowlias (U3236)
posted 27 minutes ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by tcw (U6489)
posted 3 seconds ago
Someone get on the phone to world's strongest man, they're going to have to reassign the placements now it's emerged none of them are real men.
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And here is Tom Stoltman in the 4th event in this year's final, the shouting as loud as you can whilst assembling scaffolding event.

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And the next event, who can wolf whistle at a pretty woman from a building site the loudest
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TBF the pretty bit is optional though one or more of big tats, short skirt or too much make up is helpful.

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 3 hours, 59 minutes ago
Commentators going on about 'the turnover'.

I swear nobody said this until a couple of years ago, and now on talksport especially it's like they get paid for how many times they can say it.

"He's a really good player in the turnover"

"They need to do better in the turnover"

"And Chelsea have turned it over again" (bizarrely, this means that Chelsea have won the ball back, not that they've given it away, which is what any normal person would think these words meant)
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On the same vein...I detest the phrase "pivot"...this is utterly cuunty
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What would you call it instead?

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by LordDowlias (U3236)
posted 27 minutes ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by tcw (U6489)
posted 3 seconds ago
Someone get on the phone to world's strongest man, they're going to have to reassign the placements now it's emerged none of them are real men.
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And here is Tom Stoltman in the 4th event in this year's final, the shouting as loud as you can whilst assembling scaffolding event.

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And the next event, who can wolf whistle at a pretty woman from a building site the loudest
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TBF the pretty bit is optional though one or more of big tats, short skirt or too much make up is helpful.
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Oi Oi!!!

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 3 hours, 53 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cus... (U6374)
posted 10 seconds ago
12.30 kicks offs have, and always will be, shiiiiiiiiiit.
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I like them.

Just roll out of bed on a Saturday and put the radio on. Sorted
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fackin lazy caant...some of us have done 18 holes by then...

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 3 hours, 53 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cus... (U6374)
posted 10 seconds ago
12.30 kicks offs have, and always will be, shiiiiiiiiiit.
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I like them.

Just roll out of bed on a Saturday and put the radio on. Sorted
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fackin lazy caant...some of us have done 18 holes by then...
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Where do you get the stamina? You must go down the gym.

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by LordDowlias (U3236)
posted 27 minutes ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by tcw (U6489)
posted 3 seconds ago
Someone get on the phone to world's strongest man, they're going to have to reassign the placements now it's emerged none of them are real men.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
And here is Tom Stoltman in the 4th event in this year's final, the shouting as loud as you can whilst assembling scaffolding event.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
And the next event, who can wolf whistle at a pretty woman from a building site the loudest
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TBF the pretty bit is optional though one or more of big tats, short skirt or too much make up is helpful.
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Oi Oi!!!
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Yeah, sometimes they shout that instead of whistling.

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 59 seconds ago
comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by LordDowlias (U3236)
posted 27 minutes ago
comment by Michael Mellon (U1734)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by tcw (U6489)
posted 3 seconds ago
Someone get on the phone to world's strongest man, they're going to have to reassign the placements now it's emerged none of them are real men.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
And here is Tom Stoltman in the 4th event in this year's final, the shouting as loud as you can whilst assembling scaffolding event.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
And the next event, who can wolf whistle at a pretty woman from a building site the loudest
----------------------------------------------------------------------
TBF the pretty bit is optional though one or more of big tats, short skirt or too much make up is helpful.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Oi Oi!!!
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Yeah, sometimes they shout that instead of whistling.
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TATS OUT, SHOW US YER GASH!!!

posted on 13/2/24

Got to be Trent on throw-ins

posted on 13/2/24

Sam Matterface annoys me. Whenever I put a match on TV or radio it`s him doing the commentary. Likes to sound intellectual, he just really annoys me.

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 3 hours, 53 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cus... (U6374)
posted 10 seconds ago
12.30 kicks offs have, and always will be, shiiiiiiiiiit.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I like them.

Just roll out of bed on a Saturday and put the radio on. Sorted
----------------------------------------------------------------------
fackin lazy caant...some of us have done 18 holes by then...
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Where do you get the stamina? You must go down the gym.
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I'm no tanned gym bunny...bowls & golf

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Cinciwolf----JA06 NFL Fantasy CHAMP 2023 (U11551)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cus... (U6374)
posted 13 minutes ago
I’m always suspicious of people who try and denigrate others who are doing something positive.

Now I’m not saying Cinci is a short failure in a menial job that feels the need to validate himself online to build up his fragile self-esteem or anything btw.
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Menial job. Fack, wouldn't catch me working anymore, I am nearly 50 ffs.
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I am absolutely not saying that about you.

Much like I’m not saying that if you don’t do menial work and you don’t pick up a pen then someone just like you, but not you, clearly makes their money fluffing.

comment by Szoboss (U6997)

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 3 hours, 53 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cus... (U6374)
posted 10 seconds ago
12.30 kicks offs have, and always will be, shiiiiiiiiiit.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I like them.

Just roll out of bed on a Saturday and put the radio on. Sorted
----------------------------------------------------------------------
fackin lazy caant...some of us have done 18 holes by then...
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An 0rgy first thing in the morning? I don’t know whether to be impressed or disgusted

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Szoboss - Glory Days (U6997)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 3 hours, 53 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cus... (U6374)
posted 10 seconds ago
12.30 kicks offs have, and always will be, shiiiiiiiiiit.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I like them.

Just roll out of bed on a Saturday and put the radio on. Sorted
----------------------------------------------------------------------
fackin lazy caant...some of us have done 18 holes by then...
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An 0rgy first thing in the morning? I don’t know whether to be impressed or disgusted
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Most liaisons are both - it's just timing.

posted on 13/2/24

Players who pull their socks up over their knees and any player who wears gloves.

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 40 seconds ago
Players who pull their socks up over their knees and any player who wears gloves.
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"any player who wears gloves."

FFS tell us you support Man U without telling us you support Man U. Yeah, he's not great but he'd still be far worse in my opinion if he didn't have gloves.

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Szoboss - Glory Days (U6997)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 3 hours, 53 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cus... (U6374)
posted 10 seconds ago
12.30 kicks offs have, and always will be, shiiiiiiiiiit.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I like them.

Just roll out of bed on a Saturday and put the radio on. Sorted
----------------------------------------------------------------------
fackin lazy caant...some of us have done 18 holes by then...
----------------------------------------------------------------------

An 0rgy first thing in the morning? I don’t know whether to be impressed or disgusted
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fine line....

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 5 minutes ago
Players who pull their socks up over their knees and any player who wears gloves.
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Latest craze...any player that rips the back of their socks...fack me that grinds my gears...they cost good money you know

posted on 13/2/24

and they aint even fit to send to third world countries after...despicable

posted on 13/2/24

What was that trend in the 2000s where Arsenal players got someone to jiiizz on their chest with their top on before matches?

posted on 13/2/24

Hate fans of teams that sing “(insert team name) are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen”

posted on 13/2/24

Players who collect the ball out the net after scoring a goal that gets them back into the match.

It really doesnt speed anything up.

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 13/2/24

Hate that almost every facking week there's an event or person that needs black armbands and a minutes recognition however tenuous the link. WTF were we doing in the old days not doing this? Shirt manufacturers should just bring out a black armband range so the fans can be like the players.

Haw Billy, who we clapping for this week? Dunno mate, just ur.

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Mellor, Lovely Cushioned Header, FOR GERRARD, OOOOOOHHHHHH YAAAAAAA BEEEAAAUUUTTTYYYYY!!!!!!!!! (U1859)
posted 2 minutes ago
Players who collect the ball out the net after scoring a goal that gets them back into the match.

It really doesnt speed anything up.
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Don't mind that. Usually leads to a pushing match which adds some extra interest!

posted on 13/2/24

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Szoboss - Glory Days (U6997)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red - Gimme Hope Onana (U4195)
posted 3 hours, 53 minutes ago
comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cus... (U6374)
posted 10 seconds ago
12.30 kicks offs have, and always will be, shiiiiiiiiiit.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I like them.

Just roll out of bed on a Saturday and put the radio on. Sorted
----------------------------------------------------------------------
fackin lazy caant...some of us have done 18 holes by then...
----------------------------------------------------------------------

An 0rgy first thing in the morning? I don’t know whether to be impressed or disgusted
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fine line....
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One or two usually help

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