Wurst season

acknowledged

At least youre stein up

Stay on Sting if we’re still Shiiite by Christmas you can resign in shame the same day as Amorim.

comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 15 seconds ago
Stay on Sting if we’re still Shiiite by Christmas you can resign in shame the same day as Amorim.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 15 seconds ago
Stay on Sting if we’re still Shiiite by Christmas you can resign in shame the same day as Amorim.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------

i dunno... a man tries be all humble and fall on his sword, but just to find its made of rubber

well since the masses have spoken...

BREAKING NEWS!!!

STRINGERBELL WILL RETURN AS MATCH-DAY O.P, FOR THE '25/'26 Premier League season and to oversee the rise of the Red Devils Mist.

WE ARE MAN UTD! WE WILL NEVER DIE!!!!

comment by STRINGERBELL 🫡 (U11749)
posted 1 minute ago
BREAKING NEWS!!!

STRINGERBELL WILL RETURN AS MATCH-DAY O.P, FOR THE '25/'26 Premier League season and to oversee the rise of the Red Devils Mist.

WE ARE MAN UTD! WE WILL NEVER DIE!!!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Fake news.

String is gaslighting us. Get him lads

WE ARE MAN UTD! WE WILL NEVER DIE!!!!
----

They're literally bleeding out before our very eyes

STrumperBell is taking the piiisss out of us here.

comment by STRINGERBELL 🫡 (U11749)
posted about a minute ago
BREAKING NEWS!!!

STRINGERBELL WILL RETURN AS MATCH-DAY O.P, FOR THE '25/'26 Premier League season and to oversee the rise of the Red Devils Mist.

WE ARE MAN UTD! WE WILL NEVER DIE!!!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Feels like a new signing already, if the rumours on Onana are true this could already be a glorious day and rebirth of our great club, from 17th we will rise like a Phoenix like some bird with a beard on Eurovision once sang.

comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by STRINGERBELL 🫡 (U11749)
posted about a minute ago
BREAKING NEWS!!!

STRINGERBELL WILL RETURN AS MATCH-DAY O.P, FOR THE '25/'26 Premier League season and to oversee the rise of the Red Devils Mist.

WE ARE MAN UTD! WE WILL NEVER DIE!!!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Feels like a new signing already, if the rumours on Onana are true this could already be a glorious day and rebirth of our great club, from 17th we will rise like a Phoenix like some bird with a beard on Eurovision once sang.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You’ve heard Onana signed a new 5 year deal too??

comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by STRINGERBELL 🫡 (U11749)
posted about a minute ago
BREAKING NEWS!!!

STRINGERBELL WILL RETURN AS MATCH-DAY O.P, FOR THE '25/'26 Premier League season and to oversee the rise of the Red Devils Mist.

WE ARE MAN UTD! WE WILL NEVER DIE!!!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Feels like a new signing already, if the rumours on Onana are true this could already be a glorious day and rebirth of our great club, from 17th we will rise like a Phoenix like some bird with a beard on Eurovision once sang.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You’ve heard Onana signed a new 5 year deal too??
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yep with some poor fecker else I hope

comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by STRINGERBELL 🫡 (U11749)
posted about a minute ago
BREAKING NEWS!!!

STRINGERBELL WILL RETURN AS MATCH-DAY O.P, FOR THE '25/'26 Premier League season and to oversee the rise of the Red Devils Mist.

WE ARE MAN UTD! WE WILL NEVER DIE!!!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Feels like a new signing already, if the rumours on Onana are true this could already be a glorious day and rebirth of our great club, from 17th we will rise like a Phoenix like some bird with a beard on Eurovision once sang.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You’ve heard Onana signed a new 5 year deal too??
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yep with some poor fecker else I hope
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Um… no, with us.

comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by STRINGERBELL 🫡 (U11749)
posted about a minute ago
BREAKING NEWS!!!

STRINGERBELL WILL RETURN AS MATCH-DAY O.P, FOR THE '25/'26 Premier League season and to oversee the rise of the Red Devils Mist.

WE ARE MAN UTD! WE WILL NEVER DIE!!!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Feels like a new signing already, if the rumours on Onana are true this could already be a glorious day and rebirth of our great club, from 17th we will rise like a Phoenix like some bird with a beard on Eurovision once sang.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You’ve heard Onana signed a new 5 year deal too??
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yep with some poor fecker else I hope
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Um… no, with us.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dont panic people, its his new phone contract with EE.. got a good deal by all accounts.
but yeh, he's gone...

Let the Purge begin!!

Onana out but Rasmus unbelievably still in

comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted less than a minute ago
Onana out but Rasmus unbelievably still in
----------------------------------------------------------------------
And No Garnacho in the squad

comment by Franko Cantona (U22187)
posted 5 minutes ago
Onana out but Rasmus unbelievably still in
----------------------------------------------------------------------
And Ruben. He’s still here

Onana and Nacho leaving this summer then??

Rúben Amorim:

"It's really hard to understand, but I think the club is going to be in a better way next season because of all the changes.

"You cannot feel it in the results, you cannot feel it on the pitch, but we are going to be a better club in the next season."

Why do I have a hard time believing this

Ruben Amorim will offer an on-pitch apology to ALL the fans at Old Trafford today after the game vs Aston Villa.

comment by Michael Scofield (U11781)
posted 2 minutes ago
Rúben Amorim:

"It's really hard to understand, but I think the club is going to be in a better way next season because of all the changes.

"You cannot feel it in the results, you cannot feel it on the pitch, but we are going to be a better club in the next season."

Why do I have a hard time believing this
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Because like the rest of us that aren’t on a steady supply of crystal meth, we’ve seen next to nothing to back it up from Bluto

The primary goal of André Onana's change of agent was to gain a fresh perspective and potentially negotiate a new contract. The current terms include a 25% pay cut, as is the case for the entire squad, should they not qualify for the Champions League, but this can be negotiated individually. Onana, however, expected United to be in the Champions League, and the pay cut came as a shock. He actually had a conversation with Dan Ashworth about it. #MUFC [@lauriewhitwell]

this guy has been one of the main instigators of having the worst season in the PL era and he’s shocked his pay is being cut. Fack off mate

Nacho on his way then?

If we can recoup most of the Cunha money from his sale, I won’t be too upset, tbh.