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comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 9 seconds ago
comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
posted 3 seconds ago
Some poor lad's just turned up to "service the Dyson"
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Where are you?
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I realosed that just as I pressed send.

Dave was right.

Ive come back for the night to do my washing and use the computer

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Sounds a bit far-fetched, no?

comment by Dave-o (U1060)
posted 17 seconds ago
Mental
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IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR A FKIN WEEK

comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
posted 13 seconds ago
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 9 seconds ago
comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
posted 3 seconds ago
Some poor lad's just turned up to "service the Dyson"
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Where are you?
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I realosed that just as I pressed send.

Dave was right.

Ive come back for the night to do my washing and use the computer
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you bell

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comment by Galvin : Double what else?! (U10415)
posted 18 seconds ago
comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
posted 39 seconds ago
Some poor lad's just turned up to "service the Dyson"
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It doesn't suck
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Please. I dont want to even think about it

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comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 1 minute ago
Sounds a bit far-fetched, no?
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Yes.

But it happened.

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comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
posted 53 seconds ago
comment by Galvin : Double what else?! (U10415)
posted 18 seconds ago
comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
posted 39 seconds ago
Some poor lad's just turned up to "service the Dyson"
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It doesn't suck
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Please. I dont want to even think about it
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Think about what?

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comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
posted 10 seconds ago
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 1 minute ago
Sounds a bit far-fetched, no?
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Yes.

But it happened.
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Are you sure it wasn't when you were date-raped? You might have been hallucinating.

Actually; what did she say when you spoke? Did she remember you?

comment by Galvin : Double what else?! (U10415)
posted 1 minute ago
Dad clipped you raandy earole yet?
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He came down, said hello, we said the weather was nice, he told me not to sit on my glasses, and he went back up.

comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 5 seconds ago
comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
posted 10 seconds ago
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 1 minute ago
Sounds a bit far-fetched, no?
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Yes.

But it happened.
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Are you sure it wasn't when you were date-raped? You might have been hallucinating.

Actually; what did she say when you spoke? Did she remember you?
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Hang on, and i'll repost the explanation/story.

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comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Galvin : Double what else?! (U10415)
posted 1 minute ago
Dad clipped you raandy earole yet?
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He came down, said hello, we said the weather was nice, he told me not to sit on my glasses, and he went back up.
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Went back up where?

comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
posted 20 hours ago
I walk in there. It's like a bullring. I've walked in just as dont stop believing's on. Clearly, everyone finds this hilarious. The girls standing on the tables, the barmaids, the group of girls on the floor. Im pushing through to the bar, and allllll eyes are on me. What I dont know, is that the girls on the floor, dont know anything about adidas, and are grinning because theyre thinking about me and ewa. Because ewa's one of them. I get to the bar, and everyone's grinning, and singing along to jordi. Turn round and check ewa out after making eye contact with her. By now 'shut up and dance with me' 's on. She looks at me, and starts miming to it, with a big grin on her face. Still, I dont twig who it is.

Meanwhile, all the chalet girls stood on the tables are still staring at me, knowing ive got the hots for adidas.

I go up and stand on the step over the other side. I think of adidas is in here, i dont want her to think im trying to trap her by standing by the entrance.

I forget all about the girl i later realised was ewa, and as i look down on the floor. She's arrived. I could pick hat beautiful face out of a festival crowd, and there it was, staring right at me.

She's got two blonde girls she's brought with her. As soon as she see's ive clocked her, they march over. I know this isnt going to be good, and i step back, almost bowing as she sweeps past me with her entourage.


I dont look again. Dont dare. Unsure whether her man's up there with her.

I go down to the bar and, holding it togethor but with the wind knocked out of me, order another drink, that i intend to knock back pretty quickly.

But before i can get to the bar,ma group ofmgirls start shoving me all over the place, not letting me through. I realise its ewa and her mates (although i hadnt realised it was ewa), and i think wtf ????? So what, i checked you out ??

Of course, they had realised i was interested in a different girl, and thought i deserved a good shoving.

Eventually i turned round and scowled at them. Ironically with a very similar expression to the one i gave her when she blew me out on my birthday.

I drunk a bit of my pint, still unable to look up towards thhe radiant beauty of adidas, and turned and left.
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Ewa was the girl from my birthday this year in Boracay

Do you guys know what happened the night i met her btw ?

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