comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
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comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
posted 20 hours ago
I walk in there. It's like a bullring. I've walked in just as dont stop believing's on. Clearly, everyone finds this hilarious. The girls standing on the tables, the barmaids, the group of girls on the floor. Im pushing through to the bar, and allllll eyes are on me. What I dont know, is that the girls on the floor, dont know anything about adidas, and are grinning because theyre thinking about me and ewa. Because ewa's one of them. I get to the bar, and everyone's grinning, and singing along to jordi. Turn round and check ewa out after making eye contact with her. By now 'shut up and dance with me' 's on. She looks at me, and starts miming to it, with a big grin on her face. Still, I dont twig who it is.

Meanwhile, all the chalet girls stood on the tables are still staring at me, knowing ive got the hots for adidas.

I go up and stand on the step over the other side. I think of adidas is in here, i dont want her to think im trying to trap her by standing by the entrance.

I forget all about the girl i later realised was ewa, and as i look down on the floor. She's arrived. I could pick hat beautiful face out of a festival crowd, and there it was, staring right at me.

She's got two blonde girls she's brought with her. As soon as she see's ive clocked her, they march over. I know this isnt going to be good, and i step back, almost bowing as she sweeps past me with her entourage.


I dont look again. Dont dare. Unsure whether her man's up there with her.

I go down to the bar and, holding it togethor but with the wind knocked out of me, order another drink, that i intend to knock back pretty quickly.

But before i can get to the bar,ma group ofmgirls start shoving me all over the place, not letting me through. I realise its ewa and her mates (although i hadnt realised it was ewa), and i think wtf ????? So what, i checked you out ??

Of course, they had realised i was interested in a different girl, and thought i deserved a good shoving.

Eventually i turned round and scowled at them. Ironically with a very similar expression to the one i gave her when she blew me out on my birthday.

I drunk a bit of my pint, still unable to look up towards thhe radiant beauty of adidas, and turned and left.
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Ewa was the girl from my birthday this year in Boracay

Do you guys know what happened the night i met her btw ?
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I read that.. no what happened?

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comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
posted 41 minutes ago
comment by Galvin : Double what else?! (U10415)
posted 1 minute ago
(County kissing champion)


Most childish boast on GN?
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Childish ??

Good boast it is
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Not if you've awarded it to yourself

comment by Galvin : Double what else?! (U10415)
posted 3 minutes ago
As for you getting your drink spiked

Forget the fact 99% of these cases are just 'too much booze'...a spiking is usually the first part of someones' evil plan.
You didnt get raped or mugged so...
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This was before i had my drink spiked.

It WAS her.

I'll put the thread on public. 10 January.

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comment by Robben (U1145)
posted just before nWo was going to post
comment by Dave-o (U1060)
posted 2 minutes ago
Sure is a lot of spades round here



Which I think is good VERY good for the academy
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Police Academy?
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You got there just before I was going to post that.

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My drink was spiked in val disere thursday night (I saw them trying to do it for one thing, apart from the fact that i went from completely normal to humping the bar in the space of about 2 minutes).

I saw the girl i met on my birthday in he philippines on wednesday afternoon

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comment by Galvin : Double what else?! (U10415)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
posted 20 hours ago
I walk in there. It's like a bullring. I've walked in just as dont stop believing's on. Clearly, everyone finds this hilarious. The girls standing on the tables, the barmaids, the group of girls on the floor. Im pushing through to the bar, and allllll eyes are on me. What I dont know, is that the girls on the floor, dont know anything about adidas, and are grinning because theyre thinking about me and ewa. Because ewa's one of them. I get to the bar, and everyone's grinning, and singing along to jordi. Turn round and check ewa out after making eye contact with her. By now 'shut up and dance with me' 's on. She looks at me, and starts miming to it, with a big grin on her face. Still, I dont twig who it is.

Meanwhile, all the chalet girls stood on the tables are still staring at me, knowing ive got the hots for adidas.

I go up and stand on the step over the other side. I think of adidas is in here, i dont want her to think im trying to trap her by standing by the entrance.

I forget all about the girl i later realised was ewa, and as i look down on the floor. She's arrived. I could pick hat beautiful face out of a festival crowd, and there it was, staring right at me.

She's got two blonde girls she's brought with her. As soon as she see's ive clocked her, they march over. I know this isnt going to be good, and i step back, almost bowing as she sweeps past me with her entourage.


I dont look again. Dont dare. Unsure whether her man's up there with her.

I go down to the bar and, holding it togethor but with the wind knocked out of me, order another drink, that i intend to knock back pretty quickly.

But before i can get to the bar,ma group ofmgirls start shoving me all over the place, not letting me through. I realise its ewa and her mates (although i hadnt realised it was ewa), and i think wtf ????? So what, i checked you out ??

Of course, they had realised i was interested in a different girl, and thought i deserved a good shoving.

Eventually i turned round and scowled at them. Ironically with a very similar expression to the one i gave her when she blew me out on my birthday.

I drunk a bit of my pint, still unable to look up towards thhe radiant beauty of adidas, and turned and left.
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Ewa was the girl from my birthday this year in Boracay

Do you guys know what happened the night i met her btw ?
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Fack all?
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Lost by a fraction of a second AGAIN.

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comment by Galvin : Double what else?! (U10415)
posted 4 minutes ago
You were spiked before you had your drink spiked?
OK sann

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Maybe HIS name is Spike?

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comment by Dave-o (U1060)
posted 22 seconds ago
But, why J?
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Because they all knew I fancied the hell out of Lily. Beyond that I don't know. Some places I go, I seem to have some kind of reputation that proceeds me.

Lily, Ewa, Adidas

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comment by Roger J Rabbit (County kissing champion) (U1059)
posted 3 minutes ago
My drink was spiked in val disere thursday night (I saw them trying to do it for one thing, apart from the fact that i went from completely normal to humping the bar in the space of about 2 minutes).

I saw the girl i met on my birthday in he philippines on wednesday afternoon


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WHY did you drink saink you saw being spiked?

Hometime.

Bye everyone

comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
posted 37 seconds ago
Not that sort of crowd. I don't believe it.
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What do you mean, 'that sort of crowd' ??

It happened. I was completely facked.