Or maybe there are just no girls who like you and are acting appropriately?

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TO DO LIST TODAY :

1. Calm the sxey barmaid down, telling her it's ok until she believes it, and giving her a hug

2. Run my fingertips slowly all over the body of the girl in the backless dress

3. Snog the foloe stunna

4. Tidy my room and sort out a bus ticket

5. Get something for my shoulder

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comment by JPB - fkcued it up with arguably the world's best looking woman (U1059)
posted 3 minutes ago
Im not sure which is the less likely out of :

a) rapt is actually going to warsaw - HE IS
b) you prkics actually dont think that brunette is gorgeous - IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER, J... DON'T GET UPSET
c) there is not something extremely strange going on here yet again, which means that girls who like me are not able to do anything about it - NO
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comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
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comment by JPB - fkcued it up with arguably the world's best looking woman (U1059)
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Im not sure which is the less likely out of :

a) rapt is actually going to warsaw
b) you prkics actually dont think that brunette is gorgeous
c) there is not something extremely strange going on here yet again, which means that girls who like me are not able to do anything about it
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I most certainly am saan.

Have you told the brunette you love her?
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Dont love her any more mate.

It was only a brief thing

Well, whether your trip to Warsaw is real or imaginary mate, I hope it's a good one

comment by JPB - fkcued it up with arguably the world's best looking woman (U1059)
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TO DO LIST TODAY :

1. Calm the sxey barmaid down, telling her it's ok until she believes it, and giving her a hug

2. Run my fingertips slowly all over the body of the girl in the backless dress

3. Snog the foloe stunna

4. Tidy my room and sort out a bus ticket

5. Get something for my shoulder


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And by the end of the day you'll have a bus ticket and a pack of paracetamol

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I think J lives on Shutter Island

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comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
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Warsaw
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Minus 3 just now in Warsaw, get your big knickers on
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She must have been in a different part of Poland as I seem to recall people dying of cold there last week
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Galv was "dying" with a cold a couple of weeks ago.
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It was touch and go tbf, they had a priest on standby
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It was fine once I'd turned him on.
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Took you back to your days as a choirboy?

comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
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I think J lives on Shutter Island
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good one

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Warsaw
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Minus 3 just now in Warsaw, get your big knickers on
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She must have been in a different part of Poland as I seem to recall people dying of cold there last week
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Galv was "dying" with a cold a couple of weeks ago.
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It was touch and go tbf, they had a priest on standby
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It was fine once I'd turned him on.
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Took you back to your days as a choirboy?
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He called me something similar.
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Said he loved hymns

I get my drink,mand turn away from the bar.

To my left, backless dress girl is giving me a "come and kiss my lips" pose.


I want to come over looking confident, so i just duck behind some fella to do a wuick gulp out of her sight.

By the time ive made it round he fella and completed my gulp, she's turned round and's stropping off.

Moments later she's with another fella.

Are girls reallllly this impatient ????

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comment by Galvs...Thundercuntsnow (U10415)
posted less than a minute ago
That Amazon advert where the priest and the imam buy each other knee pads


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Yea, Amazon conned those two.

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comment by Galvs...Thundercuntsnow (U10415)
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comment by JPB - fkcued it up with arguably the world's best looking woman (U1059)
posted less than a minute ago
I get my drink,mand turn away from the bar.

To my left, backless dress girl is giving me a "come and kiss my lips" pose.


I want to come over looking confident, so i just duck behind some fella to do a wuick gulp out of her sight.

By the time ive made it round he fella and completed my gulp, she's turned round and's stropping off.

Moments later she's with another fella.

Are girls reallllly this impatient ????
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How big was this fella?!


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If J could hide behind him he must have been massive

Ben, I agree with you to an extent about beauty being in the eye of the beholder. And if you find he person you are with rbautiful, then that is ALL that matters.


But as per usual, your smug confidence that you have given a diplomatic input, is misplaced. Because this particular woman is STUNNING to everyone who lays eyes on her. So whether you think saying that is diplomatic or not, it is wrong either way.

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comment by Galvs...Thundercuntsnow (U10415)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by JPB - fkcued it up with arguably the world's best looking woman (U1059)
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I get my drink,mand turn away from the bar.

To my left, backless dress girl is giving me a "come and kiss my lips" pose.


I want to come over looking confident, so i just duck behind some fella to do a wuick gulp out of her sight.

By the time ive made it round he fella and completed my gulp, she's turned round and's stropping off.

Moments later she's with another fella.

Are girls reallllly this impatient ????
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How big was this fella?!


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It was literally about 2 seconds.

Silly cow.

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