the girl in lebanon. i'll do that one quickly...

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comment by Edinspur (U1109)
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Who are you then you piece of shiiiiit. I reckon Shelf.
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I’m just a working class boy from south London
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Sir Alan?

comment by Okeydokey (U22516)
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the girl in lebanon. i'll do that one quickly...
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That’s the one that fell in love with you?
Can’t keep up with all these stories.

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comment by Keyser Jöse (U3338)
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Or Daws maybe
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Seen the latest season of How to get away with murder is on Netflix?
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Oh FFS, another season

Need a new series of Making a Murderer.

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comment by Edinspur (U1109)
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Who are you then you piece of shiiiiit. I reckon Shelf.
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He’s RRP
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RRP has changed! I can't see it myself
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RRP posted about a 1000 words of rant a few years back and then left again
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Yeah I saw that. Proper meltdown

comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
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Need a new series of Making a Murderer.
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We don’t, season two was sheet

comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
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Need a new series of Making a Murderer.
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I got so tired of shows about American police being rubbish. Like, how many do you need? They're incompetent. We get it

comment by Okeydokey (U22516)
posted 1 minute ago
I can see why you think it's crazy, but there are SO SO SO many times someone has said something to a girl i'm with.
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No offence mate; but do you ever consider that you’re just an old dude going to a place lots of young people do? People are caaaaaants - yes you may have moments but 20something year olds probably after getting swept up in it ‘cool off” while you go for a shiiiiit or whatever. Then their caaaant mate or themselves thinks ‘aye wise up’

breath.

i met her at this party at the hostel. we've had a few drinks, and i end up giving her one of my deadly head massages. she gives me her number, and walks out drooling (say no more).

i call her up and she says she's busy for a couple of days but can go out on monday. if i want i can go with her to salsa and then we'll go for some drinks...

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comment by Edinspur (U1109)
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Who are you then you piece of shiiiiit. I reckon Shelf.
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He’s RRP
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RRP has changed! I can't see it myself
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RRP posted about a 1000 words of rant a few years back and then left again
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Yeah I saw that. Proper meltdown
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He caaanted a few posters off

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Who are you then you piece of shiiiiit. I reckon Shelf.
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He’s RRP
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RRP has changed! I can't see it myself
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RRP posted about a 1000 words of rant a few years back and then left again
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Yeah I saw that. Proper meltdown
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It was outrageous as well - we have literally said every type of Bigoted comment on this thread in bantz and he took the anti-Semite ones so out of proportion

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Who are you then you piece of shiiiiit. I reckon Shelf.
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He’s RRP
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RRP has changed! I can't see it myself
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RRP posted about a 1000 words of rant a few years back and then left again
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Yeah I saw that. Proper meltdown
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It was outrageous as well - we have literally said every type of Bigoted comment on this thread in bantz and he took the anti-Semite ones so out of proportion
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‘Bantz’ eh

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
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comment by Okeydokey (U22516)
posted 1 minute ago
I can see why you think it's crazy, but there are SO SO SO many times someone has said something to a girl i'm with.
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No offence mate; but do you ever consider that you’re just an old dude going to a place lots of young people do? People are caaaaaants - yes you may have moments but 20something year olds probably after getting swept up in it ‘cool off” while you go for a shiiiiit or whatever. Then their caaaant mate or themselves thinks ‘aye wise up’
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can see where you're coming from.

if you saw what happens though...

those lebanese birds no way on earth. 100% the barman said something. and so so many others. let me finish this story about beirut...

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Who are you then you piece of shiiiiit. I reckon Shelf.
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He’s RRP
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RRP has changed! I can't see it myself
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RRP posted about a 1000 words of rant a few years back and then left again
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Yeah I saw that. Proper meltdown
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It was outrageous as well - we have literally said every type of Bigoted comment on this thread in bantz and he took the anti-Semite ones so out of proportion
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Ah right. Did seem a bit much that people on here were being regularly anti semetic. To be fair I'd be gone a long time so I had no idea of the context. Was RRP back for long?

And yeah. Keyser has a point. It's not really bantz is it. It's just being a caant with other caants telling you it's ok

i go to her salsa class with her.

now i've got moves. i was i swear to god a complete natural at salsa.

she's just some poor student in lebanon. i was this reasonably good looking english guy late 30s, and had all the moves on the floor. she was SO proud to be with me in that class and so happy i promise you.

towards the end we're paired up, and it's great fun, and flirty.

as we leave the class, some guy comes over and says something to her. it honestly looks like she doesn't want to talk to him but he's saying something, pointing his finger sort of thing. they're ahead of me and i don't know what's going on.

Who in their right mind chats up a girl - whilst in the middle of grafting decides to take a sheet?

comment by Okeydokey (U22516)
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i go to her salsa class with her.

now i've got moves. i was i swear to god a complete natural at salsa.

she's just some poor student in lebanon. i was this reasonably good looking english guy late 30s, and had all the moves on the floor. she was SO proud to be with me in that class and so happy i promise you.

towards the end we're paired up, and it's great fun, and flirty.

as we leave the class, some guy comes over and says something to her. it honestly looks like she doesn't want to talk to him but he's saying something, pointing his finger sort of thing. they're ahead of me and i don't know what's going on.
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Late 30’s - how long ago was this?

comment by MYLO - SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY (U20111)
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Who in their right mind chats up a girl - whilst in the middle of grafting decides to take a sheet?
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We weren’t - it was based off of like two comments. One about Gal Gadot saying she was a Zionist and then someone said they hated her jokingly. Then another one about a week later referencing that remark

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Who in their right mind chats up a girl - whilst in the middle of grafting decides to take a sheet?
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Better to go for a sheet early doors than need one later when you get her back to your place

I think there's a touch of the 'tism going around here.

comment by Bãles left boot (U22081)
posted 1 minute ago
And yeah. Keyser has a point. It's not really bantz is it. It's just being a caant with other caants telling you it's ok
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Not at all, all depends on the context really

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 2 minutes ago
We weren’t - it was based off of like two comments. One about Gal Gadot saying she was a Zionist and then someone said they hated her jokingly. Then another one about a week later referencing that remark
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Seems like RRP was having a tough time.