If Chelsea somehow lost to Leeds it'd keep this very interesting at both ends of the table

it's so odd that she should suddenly find that she's pregnant 9 days after going with me.

i mean....just....like.....

it doesnt bother me. it's just like...what are the chances of that ?

Framed seems cool but I’m useless at it. Kind of like heardle in the sense that if you don’t have the foggiest you are facked

either youve seen the film or you haven't. anyone who's seen it would get it on the 2nd frame.

i suspect they do a load of marvel stuff and crap like that, but am interested to see.

didnt like the Graduate when I was younger, but have really enjoyed the 1st 45 minutes. definitely heading towards my 60s top 3 atm.

Yeah same with heardle. This days was ‘this woman’s work’ which sometimes you need a few guesses for but usually if you don’t know it it’s impossible

it's probably some womens' work to get pregnant 9 days after every guy they meet.

ive got a new job.

great, what do you do ?

basically i meet new guys, and then 9 days later im pregnant.

why ?

not sure tbh.

i met this girl the other day and im a bit confused about it.

why are you confused ?

well, she says she's pregnant.

that's her job

oh shti yeah

reviewed 16 60s movies today.

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comment by Pun Army (U14547)
posted 2 hours, 5 minutes ago
Chris you might have a problem
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Not the worst problem to have tbf, compared to some others on here

Unknown to me it was mother's day in Kenya yesterday.

I'd last exchanged a couple of messages with this girl a couple of days earlier. Tbh I thought that might be the end of it as it seemed like quite a nice way to wrap the chat up.

Then yesterday morning this happens:

Her:

Her: "Good morning"

Her: "Aren't you even going to wish me happy mothers day ?"

Me: "I have not even wished my mother that"

Me: "And I would be quite surprised if we were having a baby. No baby has been made from cappucino yet"

Me: "But if you wish for me to wish it you then you have my wishes"

Her: "yeah I am already pregnant"

Her: "cappuccino"

Me: "Wow. Congrats"

Her:

Her: "Thank you"

Me: "A big responsibility"

Me: "But am happy for you"

Her:

Me: "Just to check, you know it's not me right ? It's not possible. Do you know who the man is and have you told him ?"

Her: "Yeah"

Her: "Why not ?

Her: "Why are you doubting yourself ?"

Me: "Because I know I can not cmu through rubber. So please stop this fantasy."

Her: "I think you are not getting me. I didn't say the pregnancy is your (angel emoji) I am pregnant with my boyfriend"

Me: "Best of luck"

Her: "Thank you "

that is such a super weird conversation.

Mothers day in the majority places other yesterday

comment by Phenom (U20037)
posted 1 hour, 17 minutes ago
Mothers day in the majority places other yesterday
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Yeah am not disputing that.

comment by Dim not sing (U22695)
posted 2 hours, 48 minutes ago
Me: "Just to check, you know it's not me right ? It's not possible. Do you know who the man is and have you told him ?"

Her: "Yeah"

Her: "Why not ?

Her: "Why are you doubting yourself ?"

Me: "Because I know I can not cmu through rubber. So please stop this fantasy."

Her: "I think you are not getting me. I didn't say the pregnancy is your (angel emoji) I am pregnant with my boyfriend"

Me: "Best of luck"

Her: "Thank you"
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So you were having sax with someone who had a boyfriend?

comment by Big Deki Energy (U3338)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by Dim not sing (U22695)
posted 2 hours, 48 minutes ago
Me: "Just to check, you know it's not me right ? It's not possible. Do you know who the man is and have you told him ?"

Her: "Yeah"

Her: "Why not ?

Her: "Why are you doubting yourself ?"

Me: "Because I know I can not cmu through rubber. So please stop this fantasy."

Her: "I think you are not getting me. I didn't say the pregnancy is your (angel emoji) I am pregnant with my boyfriend"

Me: "Best of luck"

Her: "Thank you"
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So you were having sax with someone who had a boyfriend?
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Not to my knowledge. And it would surprise me if she did have a boyfriend then. It's possible that she's referring to a guy who she had had an existing encounter with who has become her boyfriend since I met her.

But what I don't understand is why she messaged me about the pregnancy. It seemed like I was the person she was waiting to break the news to. And why she talks about how I shouldn't doubt myself. I just don't get the whole conversation.

comment by Dim not sing (U22695)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Phenom (U20037)
posted 1 hour, 17 minutes ago
Mothers day in the majority places other yesterday
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Yeah am not disputing that.
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also dunno why i said other

comment by Big Deki Energy (U3338)
posted 3 days, 1 hour ago
comment by Bãles left boot (U22081)
posted 7 hours, 38 minutes ago
Sounds like there's 10 players in that defence
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3 players got rinsed and I sat one of them down like a child
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so humiliated another human being, and in doing so risked his physical and mental well being ?