You’ve just got to have Martinez in surely.
Which one?
It’s one player per team and Antony is far more annoying.
Foden is such a good shout, would love to thump him
Ahhh didn’t see one per team, Antony is a shoe in then.
Pereira at Fulham.
Damsgaard looks like a peeeedo on chemo so I’ll add him
I always thought opposition fans would want to punch Ben White over anyone else in the side.
Joelinton
Bernando Silva
Mikel Pulis
Enzo Fernandes
Agree with Anthony and Richarlison
Bruno Fernandes is the first name on the teamsheet, the star, undroppable.
comment by Glen Bulb (U1449)
posted 4 minutes ago
Did I mention Cucurella?
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Ah yep, sub him on for Gusto.
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 34 seconds ago
comment by Glen Bulb (U1449)
posted 4 minutes ago
Did I mention Cucurella?
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Ah yep, sub him on for Gusto.
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Fernandes, Anthony, Martinez, Maguire
Fernandes gets in ahead of the sicario now that he’s at Betis.
OP, are we allowed past PL players? If so, I nominate Arjen Robben.
It's not a 'Punchable Face XI' if Andy Robertson isn't in there.
comment by The Duality of Van (Dijk) (U21747)
posted 23 minutes ago
Foden is such a good shout, would love to thump him
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I can no longer see Phil Foden without seeing that 'cat that looks like Phil Foden' meme, and for reasons I can't explain, this kind of humanises him.
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 23 seconds ago
comment by The Duality of Van (Dijk) (U21747)
posted 23 minutes ago
Foden is such a good shout, would love to thump him
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I can no longer see Phil Foden without seeing that 'cat that looks like Phil Foden' meme, and for reasons I can't explain, this kind of humanises him.
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His Mum kicked off at a caravan park pub/club ten minutes drive away from where I live!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-68091272
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 10 minutes ago
OP, are we allowed past PL players? If so, I nominate Arjen Robben.
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If we’re talking past players then Robben and El Hadj Diouf are top of the list followed by Diego Costs and Luis Suarez.
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 10 minutes ago
OP, are we allowed past PL players? If so, I nominate Arjen Robben.
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If we’re talking past players then Robben and El Hadj Diouf are top of the list followed by Diego Costs and Luis Suarez.
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When my stepdaughter was 13 she met Luis Suarez in a Costco in Liverpool. She said he was really nice and pleasant which was kind of a kicker for me as I wanted to hate him!
Nah he’s still a horse toothed carnt..!
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 9 seconds ago
Nah he’s still a horse toothed carnt..!
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If we’re talking past players it’s Bobby Firmino all day.
Ben White
Jack Grealish
Alexis Mac Allister
Jason Tindall
Enzo Fernandez
Emiliano Martinez
Joel Veltman
Harry Wilson
Sepp Van den Berg
Dean Henderson
Lucas Paqueta
Christian Romero
James Tarkowski
Jordan f*ckin Ayew
Jose Sa
Sam Morsey
Taylor Harwood-Bellis
Not PL footballers
Joey Barton
Graeme Souness
Gary Neville
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posted on 29/1/25
You’ve just got to have Martinez in surely.
posted on 29/1/25
Which one?
It’s one player per team and Antony is far more annoying.
posted on 29/1/25
Foden is such a good shout, would love to thump him
posted on 29/1/25
Ahhh didn’t see one per team, Antony is a shoe in then.
Pereira at Fulham.
Damsgaard looks like a peeeedo on chemo so I’ll add him
posted on 29/1/25
I always thought opposition fans would want to punch Ben White over anyone else in the side.
posted on 29/1/25
Joelinton
Bernando Silva
Mikel Pulis
Enzo Fernandes
Agree with Anthony and Richarlison
posted on 29/1/25
Odegaard surely
posted on 29/1/25
Jota too
posted on 29/1/25
Did I mention Cucurella?
posted on 29/1/25
Bruno Fernandes is the first name on the teamsheet, the star, undroppable.
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Glen Bulb (U1449)
posted 4 minutes ago
Did I mention Cucurella?
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Ah yep, sub him on for Gusto.
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 34 seconds ago
comment by Glen Bulb (U1449)
posted 4 minutes ago
Did I mention Cucurella?
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Ah yep, sub him on for Gusto.
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posted on 29/1/25
Fernandes, Anthony, Martinez, Maguire
posted on 29/1/25
Fernandes gets in ahead of the sicario now that he’s at Betis.
posted on 29/1/25
OP, are we allowed past PL players? If so, I nominate Arjen Robben.
posted on 29/1/25
It's not a 'Punchable Face XI' if Andy Robertson isn't in there.
posted on 29/1/25
comment by The Duality of Van (Dijk) (U21747)
posted 23 minutes ago
Foden is such a good shout, would love to thump him
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I can no longer see Phil Foden without seeing that 'cat that looks like Phil Foden' meme, and for reasons I can't explain, this kind of humanises him.
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 23 seconds ago
comment by The Duality of Van (Dijk) (U21747)
posted 23 minutes ago
Foden is such a good shout, would love to thump him
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I can no longer see Phil Foden without seeing that 'cat that looks like Phil Foden' meme, and for reasons I can't explain, this kind of humanises him.
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His Mum kicked off at a caravan park pub/club ten minutes drive away from where I live!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-68091272
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 10 minutes ago
OP, are we allowed past PL players? If so, I nominate Arjen Robben.
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If we’re talking past players then Robben and El Hadj Diouf are top of the list followed by Diego Costs and Luis Suarez.
posted on 29/1/25
*Diego Costa.
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 10 minutes ago
OP, are we allowed past PL players? If so, I nominate Arjen Robben.
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If we’re talking past players then Robben and El Hadj Diouf are top of the list followed by Diego Costs and Luis Suarez.
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When my stepdaughter was 13 she met Luis Suarez in a Costco in Liverpool. She said he was really nice and pleasant which was kind of a kicker for me as I wanted to hate him!
posted on 29/1/25
Nah he’s still a horse toothed carnt..!
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 9 seconds ago
Nah he’s still a horse toothed carnt..!
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posted on 29/1/25
If we’re talking past players it’s Bobby Firmino all day.
posted on 29/1/25
Ben White
Jack Grealish
Alexis Mac Allister
Jason Tindall
Enzo Fernandez
Emiliano Martinez
Joel Veltman
Harry Wilson
Sepp Van den Berg
Dean Henderson
Lucas Paqueta
Christian Romero
James Tarkowski
Jordan f*ckin Ayew
Jose Sa
Sam Morsey
Taylor Harwood-Bellis
Not PL footballers
Joey Barton
Graeme Souness
Gary Neville
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