Some good shouts here but I think Gabriel is the stand out candidate so far
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 10 minutes ago
OP, are we allowed past PL players? If so, I nominate Arjen Robben.
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If we’re talking past players then Robben and El Hadj Diouf are top of the list followed by Diego Costs and Luis Suarez.
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When my stepdaughter was 13 she met Luis Suarez in a Costco in Liverpool. She said he was really nice and pleasant which was kind of a kicker for me as I wanted to hate him!
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Was she coated in garlic?
comment by Glen Bulb (U1449)
posted 52 seconds ago
Some good shouts here but I think Gabriel is the stand out candidate so far
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Melbourne would take a Sledgehammer to him...
No sorry this is a subjective thread of course but I won't have that, Bobby was a gentleman and a saint, loved by all
Anthony Gordon
Curtis Jones
Nunez
Cucurella
Havertz
Bruno
Martinez
John Stones
comment by The Duality of Van (Dijk) (U21747)
posted 1 minute ago
No sorry this is a subjective thread of course but I won't have that, Bobby was a gentleman and a saint, loved by all
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And a bloody good player. A face you want to slap though and bloody annoying goal celebrations as well as that cringy no look tap in.
comment by The Duality of Van (Dijk) (U21747)
posted 27 seconds ago
No sorry this is a subjective thread of course but I won't have that, Bobby was a gentleman and a saint, loved by all
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Good, he can be the patron saint of punchable faces.
comment by Clockwork Red: Rúben's Train (U4892)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 10 minutes ago
OP, are we allowed past PL players? If so, I nominate Arjen Robben.
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If we’re talking past players then Robben and El Hadj Diouf are top of the list followed by Diego Costs and Luis Suarez.
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When my stepdaughter was 13 she met Luis Suarez in a Costco in Liverpool. She said he was really nice and pleasant which was kind of a kicker for me as I wanted to hate him!
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Was she coated in garlic?
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Not sure. Will check!
comment by The Process (U20671)
A face you want to slap though and bloody annoying goal celebrations as well as that cringy no look tap in.
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You know, for an opposition fan I can see him being annoying, fair enough
Not sure how I forgot Garnacho. Even his celebration is punchable.
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 10 minutes ago
OP, are we allowed past PL players? If so, I nominate Arjen Robben.
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If we’re talking past players then Robben and El Hadj Diouf are top of the list followed by Diego Costs and Luis Suarez.
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All time PL
Martinez
Neville
Pardew
Arteta
Evra
Ronaldo
Barton
Diouf
Bellamy
Nani
Van Persie
Neil Warnock
Richarlison
Bernardo Silva
Pickford
Fernandes
Maguire
Havertz
Grealish
Pogba
Fernandinho
Ben White
Benayoun
Tim Cahill
Tevez
Le Tissier
Di Canio
Vardy
I may have issues.
Has anyone mentioned Neal Maupay?
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 1 minute ago
Has anyone mentioned Neal Maupay?
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Somewhat ironically we missed him.
comment by Robbing Hoody - I call everything I don’... (U6374)
posted 6 minutes ago
Not sure how I forgot Garnacho. Even his celebration is punchable.
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I need to add him to my list, I also forgot him.
comment by Randy Wolters (U1734)
posted 4 minutes ago
Ravel Morrison
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Mans will stab you
Lot of hate for Havertz which is surprising
Bernardo Silva gets my vote
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 49 minutes ago
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 10 minutes ago
OP, are we allowed past PL players? If so, I nominate Arjen Robben.
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If we’re talking past players then Robben and El Hadj Diouf are top of the list followed by Diego Costs and Luis Suarez.
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When my stepdaughter was 13 she met Luis Suarez in a Costco in Liverpool. She said he was really nice and pleasant which was kind of a kicker for me as I wanted to hate him!
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It's fortunate he'd only just had lunch.
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 50 minutes ago
*Diego Costa.
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Obviously, this is all very subjective, but for me Diego Costa didn't have a particularly punchable face. It was Diego Costa himself who was punchable, rather than his face.
All time, Martin Keown is up there for me.
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 50 minutes ago
*Diego Costa.
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Obviously, this is all very subjective, but for me Diego Costa didn't have a particularly punchable face. It was Diego Costa himself who was punchable, rather than his face.
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He had a face that looked like a scrap yard dog anyway, waste of a vote
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 1 hour, 41 minutes ago
Which one?
It’s one player per team and Antony is far more annoying.
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then has to be penandez
comment by The Califiori Mop (U8959)
posted 1 hour, 32 minutes ago
I always thought opposition fans would want to punch Ben White over anyone else in the side.
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Gobriel all day long
Then celebrate it like you lot getting a corner
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posted on 29/1/25
Some good shouts here but I think Gabriel is the stand out candidate so far
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 10 minutes ago
OP, are we allowed past PL players? If so, I nominate Arjen Robben.
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If we’re talking past players then Robben and El Hadj Diouf are top of the list followed by Diego Costs and Luis Suarez.
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When my stepdaughter was 13 she met Luis Suarez in a Costco in Liverpool. She said he was really nice and pleasant which was kind of a kicker for me as I wanted to hate him!
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Was she coated in garlic?
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Glen Bulb (U1449)
posted 52 seconds ago
Some good shouts here but I think Gabriel is the stand out candidate so far
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Melbourne would take a Sledgehammer to him...
posted on 29/1/25
John Terry
posted on 29/1/25
No sorry this is a subjective thread of course but I won't have that, Bobby was a gentleman and a saint, loved by all
posted on 29/1/25
Anthony Gordon
Curtis Jones
Nunez
Cucurella
Havertz
Bruno
Martinez
John Stones
posted on 29/1/25
Kane (pen)
posted on 29/1/25
comment by The Duality of Van (Dijk) (U21747)
posted 1 minute ago
No sorry this is a subjective thread of course but I won't have that, Bobby was a gentleman and a saint, loved by all
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And a bloody good player. A face you want to slap though and bloody annoying goal celebrations as well as that cringy no look tap in.
posted on 29/1/25
comment by The Duality of Van (Dijk) (U21747)
posted 27 seconds ago
No sorry this is a subjective thread of course but I won't have that, Bobby was a gentleman and a saint, loved by all
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Good, he can be the patron saint of punchable faces.
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Clockwork Red: Rúben's Train (U4892)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 10 minutes ago
OP, are we allowed past PL players? If so, I nominate Arjen Robben.
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If we’re talking past players then Robben and El Hadj Diouf are top of the list followed by Diego Costs and Luis Suarez.
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When my stepdaughter was 13 she met Luis Suarez in a Costco in Liverpool. She said he was really nice and pleasant which was kind of a kicker for me as I wanted to hate him!
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Was she coated in garlic?
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Not sure. Will check!
posted on 29/1/25
comment by The Process (U20671)
A face you want to slap though and bloody annoying goal celebrations as well as that cringy no look tap in.
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You know, for an opposition fan I can see him being annoying, fair enough
posted on 29/1/25
Not sure how I forgot Garnacho. Even his celebration is punchable.
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 10 minutes ago
OP, are we allowed past PL players? If so, I nominate Arjen Robben.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If we’re talking past players then Robben and El Hadj Diouf are top of the list followed by Diego Costs and Luis Suarez.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
All time PL
Martinez
Neville
Pardew
Arteta
Evra
Ronaldo
Barton
Diouf
Bellamy
Nani
Van Persie
Neil Warnock
Richarlison
Bernardo Silva
Pickford
Fernandes
Maguire
Havertz
Grealish
Pogba
Fernandinho
Ben White
Benayoun
Tim Cahill
Tevez
Le Tissier
Di Canio
Vardy
I may have issues.
posted on 29/1/25
Has anyone mentioned Neal Maupay?
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 1 minute ago
Has anyone mentioned Neal Maupay?
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Somewhat ironically we missed him.
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Robbing Hoody - I call everything I don’... (U6374)
posted 6 minutes ago
Not sure how I forgot Garnacho. Even his celebration is punchable.
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I need to add him to my list, I also forgot him.
posted on 29/1/25
Ravel Morrison
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Randy Wolters (U1734)
posted 4 minutes ago
Ravel Morrison
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Mans will stab you
posted on 29/1/25
Lot of hate for Havertz which is surprising
Bernardo Silva gets my vote
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 49 minutes ago
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 10 minutes ago
OP, are we allowed past PL players? If so, I nominate Arjen Robben.
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If we’re talking past players then Robben and El Hadj Diouf are top of the list followed by Diego Costs and Luis Suarez.
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When my stepdaughter was 13 she met Luis Suarez in a Costco in Liverpool. She said he was really nice and pleasant which was kind of a kicker for me as I wanted to hate him!
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It's fortunate he'd only just had lunch.
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 50 minutes ago
*Diego Costa.
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Obviously, this is all very subjective, but for me Diego Costa didn't have a particularly punchable face. It was Diego Costa himself who was punchable, rather than his face.
posted on 29/1/25
All time, Martin Keown is up there for me.
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 50 minutes ago
*Diego Costa.
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Obviously, this is all very subjective, but for me Diego Costa didn't have a particularly punchable face. It was Diego Costa himself who was punchable, rather than his face.
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He had a face that looked like a scrap yard dog anyway, waste of a vote
posted on 29/1/25
comment by Melbourne Red (U5417)
posted 1 hour, 41 minutes ago
Which one?
It’s one player per team and Antony is far more annoying.
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then has to be penandez
posted on 29/1/25
comment by The Califiori Mop (U8959)
posted 1 hour, 32 minutes ago
I always thought opposition fans would want to punch Ben White over anyone else in the side.
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Gobriel all day long
Then celebrate it like you lot getting a corner
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