comment by Puns are worse than ebola (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 51 seconds ago
comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 30 minutes ago
Enough about onana. This is about his diafol has FAILED to land the Gyokeres deal. What the fack are we paying him for?
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It's not a failure. It's walking away when not right for the club.

I had my price and wage structure and requirements and he wasn't happy. We move on.
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Sorry diafol, was just so caught up in the euphoria from how confident you were of landing the deal…I forgot you had a job to do. THATS. why we pay you the big bucks
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What, the big bucks to fail to land key targets?
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Cut him a break pun, Jim took away his lunch. HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO WORK ON HUGE DEALS WITH AN EMPTY STOMACH?

comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Puns are worse than ebola (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 51 seconds ago
comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 30 minutes ago
Enough about onana. This is about his diafol has FAILED to land the Gyokeres deal. What the fack are we paying him for?
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It's not a failure. It's walking away when not right for the club.

I had my price and wage structure and requirements and he wasn't happy. We move on.
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Sorry diafol, was just so caught up in the euphoria from how confident you were of landing the deal…I forgot you had a job to do. THATS. why we pay you the big bucks
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What, the big bucks to fail to land key targets?
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Cut him a break pun, Jim took away his lunch. HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO WORK ON HUGE DEALS WITH AN EMPTY STOMACH?
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HES BEING PAID BIG BUCKS HE SHOULD CUT OFF HIS OWN ARMS TO GET DEALS DONE IF THEY NEED TO

I have to do what's best for the club.

Calm guys, calm.

On to the next target.

comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 1 minute ago
I have to do what's best for the club.

Calm guys, calm.

On to the next target.
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So, who’s next diafol? You are our only hope here. It goes:

Diafol



Every newspaper ever
Tv
Transfer.rumors. Com















Romano

Diafol must be a manager with all this pretending to do work while actually doing none but still being considered important.

Robb 🤝 Mud

comment by Puns are worse than ebola (U21588)
posted 26 minutes ago
Diafol must be a manager with all this pretending to do work while actually doing none but still being considered important.
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That’s the great reveal…

Diafol = Amorim!


You’ve spoilt it pun ffs, and you have the nerve to accuse string?

All I'll say is that if we sign a CF it'll be a name that hasn't been mentioned much and may well be a bit of a surprise. Watch this space...

comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Puns are worse than ebola (U21588)
posted 26 minutes ago
Diafol must be a manager with all this pretending to do work while actually doing none but still being considered important.
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That’s the great reveal…

Diafol = Amorim!


You’ve spoilt it pun ffs, and you have the nerve to accuse string?
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ffs you revealed it baz

comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 24 seconds ago
All I'll say is that if we sign a CF it'll be a name that hasn't been mentioned much and may well be a bit of a surprise. Watch this space...
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In other words, you couldn't get the top targets so had to move on to some 19 year old farmer from some backwater country who did a goal once on football manager

comment by Puns are worse than ebola (U21588)
posted 58 seconds ago
comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Puns are worse than ebola (U21588)
posted 26 minutes ago
Diafol must be a manager with all this pretending to do work while actually doing none but still being considered important.
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That’s the great reveal…

Diafol = Amorim!


You’ve spoilt it pun ffs, and you have the nerve to accuse string?
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ffs you revealed it baz
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No, YOU did..

comment by Puns are worse than ebola (U21588)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 24 seconds ago
All I'll say is that if we sign a CF it'll be a name that hasn't been mentioned much and may well be a bit of a surprise. Watch this space...
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In other words, you couldn't get the top targets so had to move on to some 19 year old farmer from some backwater country who did a goal once on football manager
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You'll all be pleased with it if it happens.

comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Puns are worse than ebola (U21588)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 24 seconds ago
All I'll say is that if we sign a CF it'll be a name that hasn't been mentioned much and may well be a bit of a surprise. Watch this space...
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In other words, you couldn't get the top targets so had to move on to some 19 year old farmer from some backwater country who did a goal once on football manager
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You'll all be pleased with it if it happens.
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This is like a psychic claiming you were born on a day ending with the word "day"

comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Puns are worse than ebola (U21588)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 24 seconds ago
All I'll say is that if we sign a CF it'll be a name that hasn't been mentioned much and may well be a bit of a surprise. Watch this space...
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In other words, you couldn't get the top targets so had to move on to some 19 year old farmer from some backwater country who did a goal once on football manager
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You'll all be pleased with it if it happens.
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This is why it’s:

Diafol















Romano
(Sorry)

comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 3 hours, 50 minutes ago
I'd prefer someone like Watkins. Not the youngest, but proven in the PL and a sound character.
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Totally agree. Good goal record, good all round game, plenty of assists and rarely misses a game. A front 3 of Cunha, Mbeumo and Watkins improves us massively imo.

I feel Rashford wants bigger than Villa but if no one bigger wants him surely a straight swap is a good deal for all parties.

comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 9 hours ago
comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 30 minutes ago
Enough about onana. This is about his diafol has FAILED to land the Gyokeres deal. What the fack are we paying him for?
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It's not a failure. It's walking away when not right for the club.

I had my price and wage structure and requirements and he wasn't happy. We move on.
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All joking aside (sorry), this is something the club should have been doing far more frequently over the last couple of decades.

comment by EVERYTHING’S POTE! (U17054)
posted 1 hour, 11 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 9 hours ago
comment by Baz tard - ineos your face (U19119)
posted 30 minutes ago
Enough about onana. This is about his diafol has FAILED to land the Gyokeres deal. What the fack are we paying him for?
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It's not a failure. It's walking away when not right for the club.

I had my price and wage structure and requirements and he wasn't happy. We move on.
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All joking aside (sorry), this is something the club should have been doing far more frequently over the last couple of decades.
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Agreed

Mateta would make more sense than Watkins if his reported price is accurate.

Let’s just get Eze and Mateta 😎

comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 15 hours, 17 minutes ago
Seems to be more talk about Eikitike in the last few days too, although he’s even more expensive than Gyokeres (albeit younger). More of a gamble though given his scoring record, hardly ‘proven’ for that money.
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We need speed not the next Peter crouch ffs

Funny thing is arsenal probably won't sign Gyokeres.

Sesko has always been priority

Here's how it's going to play out now.

Mbeumo signs this week.

We then work to sell Antony, Rashford, Sancho, and Garnacho. Another departure will be Hojlund (straight sale or loan with obligation to buy).

Ekitike will hold on for us as he's a United fan.

The sales of the above will enable us to buy a new GK (Martinez) a new midfielder, and Ekitike. Ekitike will not cost as much as Gyokeres and Osimhen would have cost over five years due to lower wages.

This means United win the league next season. Simple!

comment by Diafol Coch 77 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 JA606 Class Act (U2462)
posted 7 minutes ago
Here's how it's going to play out now.

Mbeumo signs this week.

We then work to sell Antony, Rashford, Sancho, and Garnacho. Another departure will be Hojlund (straight sale or loan with obligation to buy).

Ekitike will hold on for us as he's a United fan.

The sales of the above will enable us to buy a new GK (Martinez) a new midfielder, and Ekitike. Ekitike will not cost as much as Gyokeres and Osimhen would have cost over five years due to lower wages.

This means United win the league next season. Simple!
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