Overrated English

I'm blaming that Argentina loss on my headache BTW. I tried being the warrior, the hero, should have waited till tomorrow. I have pretty viable ressons to why ITAKY haven't performed to full potential, job is safe

Don't know why Italy is in capitals
Or misspelt

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Summer of Season four in my Swansea CM.

Signed Varane from Real Madrid for £7M. Looks really good. 78 rated at 22, with amazing interceptions, good aggression. Can't wait to partner him with Kalas. Williams is a good defender on FIFA and captain but has recently just turned 30 and you know what happens when that occurs.

Signed a guy called Mendy from AS Monaco. DM with sensational physical stats plus 84 ball control for a DM which is very good. Looks good.

Don't think I'll sign anyone else unless I have to do. Board want me to win the League and CL even though it's my first season in the CL. Facking hell.

Liking the lack of super-passing on normal game speed. Bienvenu off the bench to get us a late 1-0 win (CLEAN SHEET) against Mallorca

Jese wants to think about his future because I didn't offer him 25k a week. No rush. He's worth that but not really got da cyash at the moment. Roberto also wants a raise from 35k to 50k, that's fine if I've got the money too, can only afford one.

Renewed Sweden contract.

One of the most enjoyable losses I've played, 3-2 to Atletico. They didn't win just because they decided to not let me, they actually played well, created chances you'd expect from a good team and I tried to hit them on the counter. Fairly realistic. Koke, Suarez and a Costa penalty Roberto did well to get a hand to gave them a comfortable lead. Jese got one back, Deulofeu headed in late on but Jese couldn't get a good enough connection in injury time.

Yeeeeeees! Only a friendly, but I'll take Spain 2-4 Sweden any day of the week. Debuts for Johansson, Bengtsson and Jansson after Backman got injured. Toivonen stabbed home Kacaniklic's cross (scoring with OUR first attaack for once) but Torres and Alonso turned it around. Ekdal scored a near-post equaliser, and with 10 minutes left Larsson dipped in a lovely free kick. Then with a minute left he showed free kicks can be OP at the near post too, scoring when Roberto really should've got to it.

Decent result, 1-1 against England. Sweden the better side with more chances, but Gerrard (77 rated) gave them the lead. Toivonen quickly equalised, firing a powerful shot which Hart couldn't keep out.

Wheels coming off.

Another poor start sees us get three bookings and go a goal down inside against Espanyol, Jese and Apono turn it round but it ends 2-2 after some poor defending.

A bit of BS against Valencia. Dzeko with a 25-yard scorcher from a harsh free kick, they take a 4-1 lead with Benzia getting our goal. Benzia gets another and Apono makes it 4-3. They keep the ball including loads of those annoying short free kicks, then in the 90th minute I play Benzia through, he's about to go 1-on-1 with Alves and the final whistle goes. Of course. Great, thanks ref.

Loads on low morale including all three of my strikers (HOW?! YOU ALL FACKING PLAY YOU MUGS). Probably because I call them mugs.

Contract situations dodgy with Roberto and Jese. Board transfer listed Roberto (ARE YOU FACKING CRAZY YOU ABSOLUTE FACKING CRETINS?! YOU WANT ME TO GET CL WITH THIS SQUAD AND YOU TRANSFER LIST OUR BEST PLAYER?!) despite him having plenty of time left on his contract.

Played a weakened team and still dominated Osasuna but finished 0-0.

Pressure getting to you

That's better. Even game against Real Madrid, they took a 2-0 lead. Didn't cave in though, Camacho's shot only helped by Casillas. Put plenty of pressure on, looked like it might not be enough, but Jese was fouled and a penalty was given - even though Bienvenu had put the ball in the net. Apono stepped up and stuttered before powering it in in injury time.

7th in the league. Looks like Europa is all we can get. Currently scored the most, 79 in 32 games, one more than Real who are second. Only Santander who are bottom have conceded more.

You seriously need to work on defending. We're pretty equal on H2H and I concede no way near as many.

I don't. I mean I do but it says it all that I've got a squad which should be pushing for Europa League so I'm in the right spot in the league, yet I've only kept 5 or 6 clean sheets in all competitions all season, only one league team has conceded more than me and I've scored more than Real and Barca. It's just the way the game is.

Don't blame the game that you can't defend.

I only have one attacking player who is rated 80 yet I have scored more goals than teams with Messi, Ronaldo, Oezil, Gomez, Higuain, Pedro etc. That's how the game is, there's not much point in lots of passing when counter-attacks and pace are more effective, so there are more goals.

Also playing Espanyol, Simao had 3 marking, 6 sliding tackle and 9 standing tackle. I think. Lol.

Minute's silence for Maggie, 1-0 loss at Santander. Hameur Bouazza goal. Fook. Harsh result on us, but a pretty even game.

They're bottom of the league and all but relegated too. Only their fourth win

Zaragoza 1-3 Malaga. Jese with an early goal for us, they get a BS equaliser I can do nothing about, Roberto with the last touch after idiot falling over and ping-pong in the 6 yard box. Sapunaru sent off

Bouazza

And all of a sudden for no reason everybody's morale goes through the roof. Okay.