Your clubs is more about selling shirts than actually playing football so sure why not?

comment by Mirk ❤️ Wahl (U21202)
posted 39 seconds ago
Your clubs is more about selling shirts than actually playing football so sure why not?
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Strange then that we are the most successful team in England. Imagine if we actually concentrated on playing football?

comment by Mirk ❤️ Wahl (U21202)
posted 1 minute ago
Your clubs is more about selling shirts than actually playing football so sure why not?
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I would happily buy myself a Usain Bolt United shirt if I were 10 years younger yes

I have seen Bolt play football. There is no chance of him ever playing at PL standard.

Walcott made a football career out of running fast so why not Bolt?

Ya sign a 30 year old who has never played a professional game just because he is fast...

comment by Elvis (U7425)
posted 4 minutes ago
I have seen Bolt play football. There is no chance of him ever playing at PL standard.
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The only place I could imagine Bolt playing is as a winger just crossing the ball in, and in that case isn't that what Valencia has simply done for most of his career? (although I think he's a much better RB than RW, somewhere Bolt would never play) The role of a RW is much simpler than that of a RB

comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 1 minute ago
Ya sign a 30 year old who has never played a professional game just because he is fast...
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And he's a fan! I don't really see what we have to lose seeing as we have no one that good playing RW already

To be honest I don't want to get into the technicality of where he'd play, I just think it'd be class if for a game or 3 he came off the bench to make an official appearance

comment by Flareon (U17162)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Elvis (U7425)
posted 4 minutes ago
I have seen Bolt play football. There is no chance of him ever playing at PL standard.
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The only place I could imagine Bolt playing is as a winger just crossing the ball in, and in that case isn't that what Valencia has simply done for most of his career? (although I think he's a much better RB than RW, somewhere Bolt would never play) The role of a RW is much simpler than that of a RB
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He hasn't got the footballing ability of Valencia. And Valencia isn't good enough as a winger for us, so Bolt has no chance.

comment by Flareon (U17162)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 1 minute ago
Ya sign a 30 year old who has never played a professional game just because he is fast...
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And he's a fan! I don't really see what we have to lose seeing as we have no one that good playing RW already
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I'm a fan but I'm not good enough to play for United. Then again why not stick me on the right wing as we have no top player there. Nothing to lose.

Give him Martial's no. 11 shirt.

Player/coach?

Sharticle

comment by Elvis (U7425)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Flareon (U17162)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Elvis (U7425)
posted 4 minutes ago
I have seen Bolt play football. There is no chance of him ever playing at PL standard.
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The only place I could imagine Bolt playing is as a winger just crossing the ball in, and in that case isn't that what Valencia has simply done for most of his career? (although I think he's a much better RB than RW, somewhere Bolt would never play) The role of a RW is much simpler than that of a RB
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He hasn't got the footballing ability of Valencia. And Valencia isn't good enough as a winger for us, so Bolt has no chance.
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You know?

comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 20 minutes ago
comment by Flareon (U17162)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 1 minute ago
Ya sign a 30 year old who has never played a professional game just because he is fast...
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And he's a fan! I don't really see what we have to lose seeing as we have no one that good playing RW already
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I'm a fan but I'm not good enough to play for United. Then again why not stick me on the right wing as we have no top player there. Nothing to lose.
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Exactly! At this point in time I'd welcome a fan whose a pretty decent football player!

Roy Cropper

He'll get to play at OT one day ! Probably in that charity annual match with Robbie Williams et al

comment by Flareon (U17162)
posted 32 minutes ago
comment by Elvis (U7425)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Flareon (U17162)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Elvis (U7425)
posted 4 minutes ago
I have seen Bolt play football. There is no chance of him ever playing at PL standard.
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The only place I could imagine Bolt playing is as a winger just crossing the ball in, and in that case isn't that what Valencia has simply done for most of his career? (although I think he's a much better RB than RW, somewhere Bolt would never play) The role of a RW is much simpler than that of a RB
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He hasn't got the footballing ability of Valencia. And Valencia isn't good enough as a winger for us, so Bolt has no chance.
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You know?
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Know what?

Sucker the opposition in and hit them Vardy style..

BOOM!

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We should make him an ambassador, maybe let him feature in a charity match. He would sell a ton of shirts, we always do well in that market. I reckon though, even IF he had any realistic skills, he couldn't play 30 minutes, as his body is extremely fine-tuned towards sprinting. Would love to see him play with us in a charity match, just to see what if....

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Three years on and the desperation from the Mancs can be smelt in Portmore.

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