My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?"
I said I'd take either oar.
Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...It was an ether/oar situation.
An atom was crying so I'm like "hey little guy what's the matter?" With tears running down its face it replied, "Well...I am." So i kept an ion him.
j/k didnt believe him, he makes up everthing.
Careful, he might unionize soon
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 5 minutes ago
Careful, he might unionize soon
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Did you know that when Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave? He was decomposing.
Why does Mozart hate chickens?
All they talk about is "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Told the doctor all of my sons want to be valets when they grow up! He said "That's the worst case of parking son's disease that I have ever seen."
Hahaha
Actually in a hospital right now so that's topical
Five ants rent an apartment together with another five ants. Now they are tenants.
I tried to play hide and seek in the hospital but I sucked... constantly hearing people say ICU.
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 9 minutes ago
Hahaha
Actually in a hospital right now so that's topical
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Whats up Pun... everything OK?
Are you able to pee alright? if not urine trouble
Lol yeah just keeping someone company, nothing major.
You're all acknowledged
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 37 minutes ago
Hahaha
Actually in a hospital right now so that's topical
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The hospital....what is it....?
it's a big white building...but that's not important right now
comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted about 2 hours ago
Told the doctor all of my sons want to be valets when they grow up! He said "That's the worst case of parking son's disease that I have ever seen."
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good work here
I was recently diagnosed with a fear of giants.
Fee-fi-phobia.
Expecting some rane, thundur, and litenin tonight. Thats a bad spell of weather if u ask 4za.
comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 7 minutes ago
Expecting some rane, thundur, and litenin tonight. Thats a bad spell of weather if u ask 4za.
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Hahahahaha
Asked my landlord if I could setup a cloning lab in my apartment.
Sure, he said. Make yourself at home.
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 3 days, 3 hours ago
I was recently diagnosed with a fear of giants.
Fee-fi-phobia.
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teehee
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posted on 18/9/24
My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?"
I said I'd take either oar.
posted on 18/9/24
Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...It was an ether/oar situation.
posted on 18/9/24
posted on 19/9/24
An atom was crying so I'm like "hey little guy what's the matter?" With tears running down its face it replied, "Well...I am." So i kept an ion him.
posted on 19/9/24
That split my sides
posted on 19/9/24
j/k didnt believe him, he makes up everthing.
posted on 19/9/24
Careful, he might unionize soon
posted on 19/9/24
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 5 minutes ago
Careful, he might unionize soon
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posted on 21/9/24
Did you know that when Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave? He was decomposing.
posted on 21/9/24
Why does Mozart hate chickens?
All they talk about is "Bach, Bach, Bach."
posted on 23/9/24
Told the doctor all of my sons want to be valets when they grow up! He said "That's the worst case of parking son's disease that I have ever seen."
posted on 23/9/24
Hahaha
Actually in a hospital right now so that's topical
posted on 23/9/24
Five ants rent an apartment together with another five ants. Now they are tenants.
posted on 23/9/24
I tried to play hide and seek in the hospital but I sucked... constantly hearing people say ICU.
posted on 23/9/24
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 9 minutes ago
Hahaha
Actually in a hospital right now so that's topical
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Whats up Pun... everything OK?
Are you able to pee alright? if not urine trouble
posted on 23/9/24
Lol yeah just keeping someone company, nothing major.
You're all acknowledged
posted on 23/9/24
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 37 minutes ago
Hahaha
Actually in a hospital right now so that's topical
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The hospital....what is it....?
it's a big white building...but that's not important right now
posted on 23/9/24
comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted about 2 hours ago
Told the doctor all of my sons want to be valets when they grow up! He said "That's the worst case of parking son's disease that I have ever seen."
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good work here
posted on 23/9/24
Leslie Neilsen
posted on 25/9/24
I was recently diagnosed with a fear of giants.
Fee-fi-phobia.
posted on 26/9/24
Expecting some rane, thundur, and litenin tonight. Thats a bad spell of weather if u ask 4za.
posted on 26/9/24
comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 7 minutes ago
Expecting some rane, thundur, and litenin tonight. Thats a bad spell of weather if u ask 4za.
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Hahahahaha
posted on 27/9/24
Asked my landlord if I could setup a cloning lab in my apartment.
Sure, he said. Make yourself at home.
posted on 28/9/24
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 3 days, 3 hours ago
I was recently diagnosed with a fear of giants.
Fee-fi-phobia.
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teehee
posted on 28/9/24
4za got the joke
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