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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Hold it under water until its Bill Withers.

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 1 minute ago
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Hold it under water until its Bill Withers.

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puns like this earn a feather in the cap

OnlyPuns

Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?
Pet Store: Aluminum I think
Me: So there's no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store: Don't you dare!
Me: It's a nickleless cage
Pet Store: GET OUT!

comment by Joshua The King Of Kings Zirkzee (U10026)
posted 1 day, 6 hours ago
OnlyPuns

Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?
Pet Store: Aluminum I think
Me: So there's no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store: Don't you dare!
Me: It's a nickleless cage
Pet Store: GET OUT!
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Hope you did leave rather than have a nasty face-off with them.

Actually it’s pronounced “jaslight” - you’ve been saying it wrong the whole time.

comment by Clockwork Red: KindUgarten Cop (U4892)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by Joshua The King Of Kings Zirkzee (U10026)
posted 1 day, 6 hours ago
OnlyPuns

Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?
Pet Store: Aluminum I think
Me: So there's no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store: Don't you dare!
Me: It's a nickleless cage
Pet Store: GET OUT!
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Hope you did leave rather than have a nasty face-off with them.
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I was gone in 60 seconds.

comment by Joshua The King Of Kings Zirkzee (U10026)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: KindUgarten Cop (U4892)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by Joshua The King Of Kings Zirkzee (U10026)
posted 1 day, 6 hours ago
OnlyPuns

Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?
Pet Store: Aluminum I think
Me: So there's no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store: Don't you dare!
Me: It's a nickleless cage
Pet Store: GET OUT!
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Hope you did leave rather than have a nasty face-off with them.
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I was gone in 60 seconds.
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I'd have gone all the way to Wycombe, man.

comment by Clockwork Red: KindUgarten Cop (U4892)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Joshua The King Of Kings Zirkzee (U10026)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: KindUgarten Cop (U4892)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by Joshua The King Of Kings Zirkzee (U10026)
posted 1 day, 6 hours ago
OnlyPuns

Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?
Pet Store: Aluminum I think
Me: So there's no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store: Don't you dare!
Me: It's a nickleless cage
Pet Store: GET OUT!
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Hope you did leave rather than have a nasty face-off with them.
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I was gone in 60 seconds.
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I'd have gone all the way to Wycombe, man.

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I did, I went to visit the childhood home of Dusty Springfield because she’s a National Treasure.

comment by Joshua The King Of Kings Zirkzee (U10026)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: KindUgarten Cop (U4892)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Joshua The King Of Kings Zirkzee (U10026)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: KindUgarten Cop (U4892)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by Joshua The King Of Kings Zirkzee (U10026)
posted 1 day, 6 hours ago
OnlyPuns

Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?
Pet Store: Aluminum I think
Me: So there's no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store: Don't you dare!
Me: It's a nickleless cage
Pet Store: GET OUT!
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Hope you did leave rather than have a nasty face-off with them.
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I was gone in 60 seconds.
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I'd have gone all the way to Wycombe, man.

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I did, I went to visit the childhood home of Dusty Springfield because she’s a National Treasure.
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Wow

U rly r wild at heart

Yeah, some people say it’s why I’m such a Pig.

Thats the kiss of death too ur reputashun

Rocknowledged

comment by Clockwork Red: KindUgarten Cop (U4892)
posted 1 hour, 4 minutes ago
Rocknowledged
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4za once told me you can clean pigs with vodka. Sounds like Absolut hogwash if you ask me.

Everyone is ack(or rock)nowledged

What generation does Forrest Gump belong to? Gen A.

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 8 minutes ago
What generation does Forrest Gump belong to? Gen A.
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Acknowledged

How would you describe a pun about a pun?

They're pun-ishingly bad!

Are you looking to pun my boy

What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?

We have a pun in the oven!

comment by Pun (a.k.a Piranha) (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
Are you looking to pun my boy
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I’m bored at the airport mate😆 waiting to board a flight for the night.

comment by The artist formally known as ‘Pranks’ (U22336)
posted 57 seconds ago
comment by Pun (a.k.a Piranha) (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
Are you looking to pun my boy
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I’m bored at the airport mate😆 waiting to board a flight for the night.
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Flying out somewhere fun or wet and windy night in Stoke?

comment by Pun (a.k.a Piranha) (U21588)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by The artist formally known as ‘Pranks’ (U22336)
posted 57 seconds ago
comment by Pun (a.k.a Piranha) (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
Are you looking to pun my boy
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I’m bored at the airport mate😆 waiting to board a flight for the night.
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Flying out somewhere fun or wet and windy night in Stoke?
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Sunny Austin Texas to cold and rainy London my boy

comment by The artist formally known as ‘Pranks’ (U22336)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Pun (a.k.a Piranha) (U21588)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by The artist formally known as ‘Pranks’ (U22336)
posted 57 seconds ago
comment by Pun (a.k.a Piranha) (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
Are you looking to pun my boy
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I’m bored at the airport mate😆 waiting to board a flight for the night.
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Flying out somewhere fun or wet and windy night in Stoke?
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Sunny Austin Texas to cold and rainy London my boy
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Now that's the dream flight