comment by The Hybrid Doos (U10416)
posted 1 hour, 44 minutes ago
Got the flu and a stomach bug at the same time, I'm scared to sneeze.
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Reminds me of when I had a scuffle with my dad and he bruised his ribs

He sneezed a few times and it was fackin hilarious

The noise he made after sneezing

Theres a really weird bit of bangla road, where the street girls stand on one side lined up waiting for customers, and on the pavement on the other side of the road, therea lines of chairs side to side 2 rows deep, facing straight across the road, as customers sit and watch the goings on with a drink in hand.

Im about 75% way through my sprite and not one of them's scored yet.

is it not busy ore r they not attrsctive?

Bit of both tbh.

The one i met in 2019 recognised me last night bit i just gave her a wink and walked by.

N broked her hart agane ffs

comment by #4zA La Fica Napules - 🇮🇹🇺🇦 (U22472)
posted 1 minute ago
N broked her hart agane ffs
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Nah we both just laughed tbh.

What a life, christ. She told me she can get through 9 blokes in a night

Anywah, i found a really cool low key little beacj resort id not been to before today. Will stay thrre a couple of days after my hotel's run out here.

The biker bar i sang lionel ritchie in's gone.

The MASSIVE shopping mall in town ia shut down permenantly. Had dozens of restuarants, dozens of shops including high end of both.

I sang lionel ritchie when i took her there actually

Just went and said hello. She didnt even ask me to go with her. Bit rude

You know, if I look at myself in the mirror naked standing up, I look pretty hot. I mean, I reckon I could pass in a photo for 30 or 35.

When I look at myself in the mirror naked SITTING DOWN. I look like a sack of shti.

Just like my face does (in all positions - other arguably, than flat on my back with the camera looking down from directly over my head).

she said I looked brown. That's something I suppose. And she gave me half a hug. Anyway, she looked WELL. Hadn't aged a day in 3 years. Pretty remarkable actually. Maybe she's only just come back. I didn't ask. I didn't care. That's why I didn't ask.

I must look really tired actually. I only got off the plane yesterday. Understandable.

Whoever's idea it was to include the 'ooooo's in the final edit of Locked out of Heaven ought to be locked up for a very long time.

How to WRECK a tune.

just finalising my contenders from the dance genre, then calling it a night....

So, from a very broad church I've called dance, these are (broadly in reverse order, with the provisional highest rated last) the contenders going through to my final chart:

Sia and David Guetta – Flames (2018)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9vZHbcx6cQ
Sister sledge - Lost in music (1979)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIrnevgyCFw
Pump up the Jam – Technotronic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI
Diana Ross - Love hangover (1976)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOzO_4NS8NI
Sam Sparro - Black and gold (2008)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHuebHTD-lY
Paul Van Dyk – Angel v Lover (1998)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxBJHjfITE8
Robyn - Dancing on my own (2010)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcNo07Xp8aQ
Finnebassen - If Your Girl Only Knew (2012)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAuYbJZJNfA
JX - Son of a gun (1994)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxsSzPy6WT8
Dua Lipa – Love Again (2021)
https://youtu.be/BC19kwABFwc
Chaka Khan - Ain't Nobody (1983)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ro8-ngA8gs

i cant see it

Gonna have to take Technotronic out of that list.

leave that list with me a bit. needs some touching up.