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The Attention Seeker, Kevin Pietersen...

So, KP has got what he wanted, the attention all on him and on what? A little squabble with the likes of Andy Flower over schedules, tierdness etc...

It’s quite simple, after playing quite a lot of cricket lately, KP clearly felt that he needed some sort of rest, so he can mentally and physically prepare himself again, but clearly the English selectors, coaching staff, were having none of it. KP wanted to of course continue playing Test cricket, but maybe miss the WI's limited series', then play a few T20's v RSA, so he could try and prepare for the WC later this year. But, clearly the answer was no.

The case was simple, like every other English cricketer, Pietersen has a contract in which he has to obey and clearly he is the only one that does not want to do this. So, what does he do, throw a strop, and retires and what does that result in? Him getting all the attention he wants. Well done

Kevin can you see anybody else complaining?

posted on 31/5/12

A solid signing if you land him - better than Liverpool's new addition.

posted on 31/5/12

Aston Villa

posted on 31/5/12

This one is for hopefore

Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York.

Sid asked Al, 'Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in India ?'

Al replied, 'I don't know, let's just ask our waiter.'

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Indian Jews?'

The waiter said, 'I doont be knowing, I ask cooksaheb..' He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said, 'No sir, no Indian Jews.'

Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, 'Are you absolutely sure?'

The waiter, realizing he was dealing with 'foreigners' gave the expected answer, 'I check again,' and went back into the kitchen.

While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, 'I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India . Our people are scattered everywhere.'

The waiter returned and said, 'Cooksaheb say there is no Indian Jews.'

'Are you certain?' Al asked once again, 'I just can't believe there are no Indian Jews!'

'Idiot' Listen, I asked EVERYONE,' replied the frustrated waiter.

'All we have is Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Coconut Jews & Tomato Jews! - No bloody Indian Jews !!!

posted on 31/5/12

posted on 31/5/12

<Laugh>

posted on 1/6/12

you anti-semites

posted on 3/6/12

I dont get it...

posted on 3/6/12

Try juice instead of Jews.

posted on 3/6/12

notice the wink? it was implying something

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