To whom it may concern at Wimbledon and the US Open ( The Organising committees)
Now that the clay season comes to a thrilling end and Rafa Nadal picks up his 11th Grandslam Title and 7th French Open Title hitting thrilling forehand and backhand winners down the line and cross court throughout the entire tournament, I would ask you to please prepare your courts and balls exactly as Rafa would like them.
Can you make the grass slow ( who likes watching people hitting aces all day long with no tennis being played whatsoever?) Can you continue to invite Rafa to your arenas and let him decide how they should play?, as you have always done.
Can you make the balls the sizes of a championship volleyball and make it weigh 1kg? It's important that Rafa always wins you see. Let him continue to decide what ball he and everybody else should play with.
Can you drugs test every player accept Rafa? and can you make sure that Rafas Duracell battery charger is at hand at all times?.
Can you buy Rafa decent underpants so that he stops upsetting people by having to adjust them all the time.
Can you ensure that when you make your draws that Rafa gets a bye all the way to the final?
Can you ensure your training rooms are in excellent order, with the state of the art eqpt so he can get even fitter and stronger.
Can you ensure that you have plenty of "Nadull" and "Moonballer" posters ready to hand out to 606v2, the ones that got moved on?
Thank You in advance and this surely means everybody else is aleady playing for second place, again
Why would we want to give a living legend credit anyway?
11-06-2012 History has been made, and good luck to the guy that will win 8 and take this title off him, if he doesn't move his score up to 10 that is. This was a great day for tennis fans.
Let's move on from clay.
posted on 11/6/12
Go Rafa for Slam No. 12
posted on 11/6/12
...don't forget to ensure there is flunky on hand to make sure the balls are put back in their tins when the heavens open!
posted on 11/6/12
Don't 4get if thee opposition make an unforced error they get the point.
posted on 11/6/12
lol
And surely all the other players have to play with the exact replica wooden handled rackets with those same strings that Bjørn Borg used, but only when they are playing Rafa Nadal?
posted on 11/6/12
5 stars from me!
posted on 11/6/12
This article would be quite funny if it had any humour in it; but it doesn't - one star from me!
Cheers
posted on 12/6/12
Just like Rafa, we can't please everybody, and thanks for the 1 star which is always better than no stars
posted on 12/6/12
MyChest Hurts did you watch English drama of ABC channel Castle?Do let me know when you do see it!
I am delighted that Nadal won French Open yesterday!
posted on 13/6/12
Great chatting with you all over the past couple of tournaments - Madrid, Rome and Paris and at this point I will have to leave you for a while, because whilst everyone is moving on to the grass stuff, I am off to play tennis on clay for the next 22 days, in Cyprus, Agia Napa
In many ways I should resemble Rafa, what with my case full of PEDs, and a G string that will need adjusting prior to every serve
Let's hope to god the opposition don't suss out my weak backhand too early in the matches but the sun is shining there and the sky is clear blue and I will have time to work on it. I will probably try the double handed version because that seems to annoy everybody on here
Take care folks and have a great summer wherever you may be
P.S. Can't seem to remove this silly grin off my face this week, and we can thank Rafa Nadals 7th/11th for that.
posted on 13/6/12
Watch out for your tennis ankle tan!