In the past hour, news has broken out of the Grit Ground that Tracking Back Rovers have announced that there will be a new club mascot for the new NGA (National Grit League) Season 2011/2021.
The new club mascot "Gary Girder" will replace our current mascot "Frank the firm open palmed slap to the woman's behind", as new NGA regulations state that mascots must be manly, yet unpreposterous. Do you think Gary Girder reflects TBR's steel?
We are currently considering a new club motto.
We are considering:
"Attackers are Slackers"
"If you aint got grit, you aint worth....it."
"you can't track back after a waxed back sack and crack"
Please vote for your favourite to replace the current club motto: "Brick walls are very nice, but make sure to mistreat your wife" (Has to be replaced due to a complaint by enhanced timber frame structure and wood panelling)
Please feel free to give more suggestions for mottos.
Average wishes,
TBR Manager Barry Smith
New Club Mascot Announced!
posted on 13/7/11
Hmm you may want to drink too much water and eat too many beans before you go to bed to add reality to your dream of playing at Stoke on a wet and windy Tuesday night.
posted on 13/7/11
Soiled my Chelsea boxers
posted on 13/7/11
Real men dont wear underwear
posted on 13/7/11
You haven't seen my bed
posted on 13/7/11
Yes I have
posted on 13/7/11
I'm on the space station. My Chelsea boxers, signed by Winston Bogarde, were jettisoned into oblivion
posted on 14/7/11
This article is grit
let me the first to congritulate you before I emigrit
posted on 14/7/11
Thank you friend!!
posted on 15/7/11
The adding reality to your dreams quote regarding stoke away haha. Genius.
Great article Barry.
"In Santa's sack, there's a gift of tracking back"
posted on 15/7/11
Haha on this article on my iPhone and for some reason 2011/2021 came up in blue and I accidentally clicked on it and my phone phoned that number. No one answered.