Nothin doin at the moment so why not take the Michael a wee bit.
I will get the ball rolling with an old favorite!
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The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.
"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.
"What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!" Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."
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P.S. Try no to get in a huff if your team is the brunt of the joke. It's just a laugh.
Rugby Jokes ;)
posted on 16/7/12
An old classic for you all.
A Welsh fan was watching a Six Nations game against Ireland in Dublin.
In the packed stadium, there was only one empty seat - right next to him.
Who does that seat belong to? asked Dai from the row behind.
I got the ticket for my wife, replied the fan.
But why isn't she here?
I'm afraid she died in an accident
So you're keeping the seat vacant as a mark of respect, said Dai.
No, said the fan, I offered it to all of my friends.
So why didn't they take it, asked a puzzled Dai.
They've all gone to her funeral.
posted on 16/7/12
Thats the best so far!
Not a joke but a true story, or at least true as told to me by Fran Cotton, I think
In one of the warm up games the bloke standing opposite Cotton in the line out was some giant fellow with a glass eye, anyway ball comes in, there's a bit of argy bargy and the chaps "eye" pops out, so all the players are down on the ground searching for it, at which point Gordon Brown, in an overly accented Scottish voice yeels out "Did ya see where exactly did ya lose yer eye?"
Said "eye" was then found and shoved rather unglamourously back in and the line out resets, at which point Cotton sees there is a huge chunk of turf sticking out from behind it, describing it as the most intimidating thing he ever saw
posted on 25/7/12
Max Boyce's but still cracks me up - and loosely rugby related:
Welshman is arrested by the Gendarmes after an international in France and sentenced to death. When asked for his last wish he responds "Well boyo I'm a proud Welshman from the valley's and I'd like to sing a song before I die"
They all agree and he starts:
"One hundred thousand million green bottles... hanging on a wall"
posted on 15/8/12
rugby is a joke
posted on 15/8/12
what experiences of rugby do you have Kim which have led you to form this view ? and what are the particular criticisms which you have formed of the game ?
posted on 15/8/12
GPB don't feed the trolls mate. Think about the logic here. He came in here looking for a reaction. He actually sought out this section just to troll. Its really rather pathetic and totally forgettable.
He has no idea about the honor and respect in our sport. If he went to a game he would feel small and insecure because we don't separate our fans with barricades and armed police. Step back JPB and see the tininess of a mind that feels the need to make such a comment.
He is actually the best joke on this thread.
posted on 15/8/12
Been to a game. Many actually. Boring game. Honour and respect trying to gouge someones eye out lologram roflcoptre lmaosauras
posted on 15/8/12
your a liar and you know it. Stick to footy princess. rugby is to difficult for you.
posted on 15/8/12
I used to be a regular at the falcons. By regular I mean i went 2 times in 1 season.
posted on 15/8/12
I rather like the idea of a crazed dictator funding a club - though I'm not sure that hasn't already happened at Wasps - anyway, perhaps you ought to consider buying Gloucester, I'm sure you'd find the mean streets of Pyongyang to be somewhat similar to Gloucs on a match day