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I used to go out with Amy Williams- Olympic Bob Skeleton gold medalist

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nah, it was way before she was doin that. Back then she was into athletics, but never quite made the grade and switched to Skeleton. I was pals with her older brother, we used to go climbing.

Zac

I can just picture her skiding down the stairs now

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My wee bro did a fashion shoot with Liam Gallagher in New York- said he was a top bloke, totally sound and just had a laugh the whole time. I met Noel once in house of fraser. He was sound as well. Caught him looking at the sale rail and said to him "FFS Noel, you're not on the dole anymore" he was alright about it though, made some crack about being surprised there werent more scots looking there being "tight as foook with their money"

Was on a Stag Doo in Newcastle, and ended up at some club where a bunch of the Geordie Shore cants were making an appearance...
Anyway, spotted there was one of those bucking bronco machines on the go, and being totally steaming made a bee-line straight for it...jumped the barrier and then the guy controlling it started spinning it pretty fast for some reason, thinking I wouldn't be able to get on.....taking it as a chellenge though, I ended up taking a running dive at the thing and ended up clinging on sideways....the lad just kept spinning it faster and faster until I couldn't hold any more and I literally shot about 20 foot, right over the safety mats and padding, right over the barrier and cannon-balled straight into one of the Geordie Shore lads, sending his drinks, and him flying...before landing on my heid!

It was then that my mates let me in on the fact, that you were supposed to pay £2 quid to get on the bucking bronco....haha...Near fractured skull and taking out a couple of guys on the way for the sake of 2 quid!


...Also met Orville (The wee green bird). Ended up on the Orville Show when I was a kid but got a pasting at some wee games by a couple of lassies and got pelters about it for years!

Aah another classic didn't involve me directly, but don't know if you remember that dance band Public Domain from a couple of years ago?
BASS IN THE PLACE LONDON etc...

They were doing a gig in a wee club I was at with my mate. He ended up getting battered into this bird on the dancefloor....turned out to be the MC's missus, and mid-tune he spotted them and literally dived off stage and started having a punch-up in the middle of the dance floor with my mate!

One of those "Western" moments, when the music actually stops and the fight kicks off!

I was pashing myself! haha