I'd 5-0 To Be A Norwich Fan Right Now

Hopefully.

Are there even Norwich fans here

Yes, there is actually one for definite.

Ive scared them all off with this stunning wum article.

Do not frighten them, they're very rare.

Lots of Norwich fans on forums, but they have avoided this one for reasons which will be obvious to anyone reading this thread.

I mean, a guy who can't even spell our Manager's name correctly in his haste to appear funny?

Trust me when I say, 'six-digit' type jokes have (you probably haven't realised) been done to death.

You guys and your unintelligent banter really don't do yourselves any favours. Still, you amuse yourselves, so that's ok I guess.

Here's a hint though, try talking intelligently about football, and we may even favour you with a decent reply, even after a 5-0 drubbing.

Enjoy the rest of your 'banter'. Who's next for your vibrant humour?

Someones a bit angry

Only joking mcgandy. Albert morgan made me write this article

Its true... and you know what, I'd do it again

We're a right pair of di*ckheads