and Mr Roberto Martinez.
I have seen in the news that you have sold Mr Victor Moses for a healthy sum.
Now, you are already experiencing the delights of young Ryo Miyaichi. Excitingly, we have more where he came from (no not Japan, our reserves).
First for you viewing is lot one, Mr Henri Lansbury. Young, energetic, skilled, good on the ball, an eye for goal, an England U-21 regular. Would fit nicely into your team. Yours for just £3million.
Next up, a young Morrocan, Mr Chamakh. A title winning striker, with the ability to get opposing defenders sent off with his pace and endevour, as you yourselfs will have noticed. Going cheap, a one time offer, just £5million.
And your defence. It is a bit shoddy isn't it? What you need is an experienced French international centre back. Well your luck is in. Here is one Sebastian Squillaci. Going cheap, a one time offer, just £1million.
Please feel free to browse through the rest of our stock and see if anything takes your fancy.
Dear Mr Dave Whelen
posted on 23/8/12
Tomoz.
posted on 23/8/12
nice article
posted on 23/8/12
Now
posted on 23/8/12
That was all there was to it really, D'J.
I'VE USED UP MY BEST MATERIAL ON YOUR really super ARTICLE!
posted on 23/8/12
I will do it now, and further add to your sadness when it is given a rating.
posted on 23/8/12
Will I receive a writing credit?
posted on 23/8/12
No. I will refuse to accept any claim that it is anything but authentic original D'Jeezus material.
posted on 23/8/12
Okay, so be it. Here's the jist:
__________
"Ryo's loan has option to buy clause"
But you're all cool with that, right?
Btw D'J is a big sweaty gladiator fetishist!
__________
NB. That last line is particularly important.
posted on 23/8/12
The last line is the only true part of your whole story, brah.
posted on 23/8/12
True dat.