Ally has bought in

a family reunion in irvine ffs


nee naw nee naw nee naw

aye Leo it's naw like the American reunion wan where they go and try and pump random burds and fail,the irvine wan is where the all play rock paper scissors tae determine what cousin they are awe going tae pump that night.

Cun.ts the pair of yeez

Hope you both get aids aff a hedgehog

auntie bella will hiv the wallies out the noo...................a turnstile it her door

cousin wilbur hiz a rager

a gatherin a the ayrshire clans,



they will be squeezin plenty a bags, and blawin on there chanters



fackin softcell on the bagpipes

"cousin elmer meet yer paw........he used tae be yer maw"

gran-maw will be oan the bouncy castle doin the yoyo stranglewhank

I dont even remember posting this last night, i was steamin.

you always say that the next day phoenix.