**************************A WINTERS TALE***********************************
Xmas 2011..........Rrring!.....Rring!......Hullo!...Hullo! is zat you Sue......Aye!........ye awrite Doll? .....it is me Allice stair
Who is this???.......Fat Sal ........ffs........hey Listen Sue Hunny!..........cid ye dae us a big favour....Hen!.....well as ye know we goat wur earces skelped oot the door at the Pocks..........Aye well....ah wiz jist wunderin if Me.................. Kenny(jump the fence)........... and Schnozzle....wid huv a chance tae jooin the show again as aw three ae us ur pyoor borassic.......an Hullo Sue!......Sue!.......ur ye there hen??......Hullo.........Hey Doll C`mon noo ..................ye owe me wan!....wan! Sorry lads! right which way tae ra dole office!
Grimble 2011 !
posted on 18/7/11
FFS, ain't laughed this much in ages
posted on 18/7/11
Ishy......This is embarrassing.
Get help
posted on 18/7/11
"Maw... ur you stoopid or sumphin? Pffft. Everybody knows a microwave and a deep fat fryer use different operatin' systems! "
posted on 18/7/11
Machino, you're boring...go away
posted on 18/7/11
Cludgie's Maw... "Cludgie son.. yer in luck! Yer pal Jessy just arrived and he'll fix yer computer. He did a catering course at Stow College.
posted on 18/7/11
2 posts at the same time to try and throw me off the scent.....
I kin read yer p-ish through glass tumblers ya nugget
posted on 18/7/11
Where's Cludgie anyway?
Has he gone to conjure up a cup of cocoa using the old "Caps Lock" key?
posted on 18/7/11
Hahahaha
Get Cludgie tae hack intae our accounts, Jessy.
He's a hitech wizard when it comes tae George Foreman Grills.
posted on 18/7/11
Jessy... did ye know yer buddy Cludgie ruined 4 toasters trying tae burn episodes of Jeremy Kyle ontae a dvd?
posted on 18/7/11
"FFS, Maw, I thought this Linux stuff would heat ma burger quicker than DOS"