or to join or start a new Discussion

112 Comments
Article Rating 4.92 Stars

Scouse/Manc Friday Fun Thread

Ok Guys and Gals.

It's been a pretty emotional week for Liverpool fans, The City of Liverpool and football fans in general. It really does feel like a victory for the fan against the establishment and what better way to celebrate than Mancs and Scousers, for one day only, to be the bestest buddies.

I've been in touch with about a thousand Mancs so far and have managed to convince all but 999 to take part in such a day. Churchill the dog being the one that agreed. Well I think he agreed, and I think he's a Manc!!

Our first game of the season is only just over a week away so no doubt normal service will be resumed pretty soon. Any predictions by the way?

Anyways

Tell a joke
Tell us how Sir Alex is the bestest
Mancs can say how Scouse chicks are the brightest in the Universe and are anything but orange
Hell, even act like Spurs and Arsenal fans and chuck Mars bars and Donuts at each other

Just have a laugh, it's Friday and the Football fans as a whole should be celebrating a victory together.

JFT96 is happening

posted on 14/9/12

The RSPCA are just a dyslexic group looking for a friendly ghost

posted on 14/9/12

Being a Liverpool supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day!

Thank you and good night!

posted on 14/9/12

comment by nWo, the smiley god (U1015) posted 29 minutes ago
Wonder if I can comment on here?

------------------
Why wouldnt u be able to?

posted on 14/9/12

I got mugged last night, four big b@st@rds kicked the s h ! t e out of me. Against the odds I managed to knock one out........ Proberly not the best time for a w @ * k, but it could have been my last.

posted on 14/9/12

Thanks for the laughs guys

Laters

posted on 14/9/12

I walked into an empty bar last night and a disembodied voice shouted "get out you fat bstrd!", after which another disembodied voice said "you look good, have you lost weight?"

"Sorry", the barman said "the fruit machine's out of order but the peanuts are complimentary"

posted on 14/9/12

comment by UnitedRedMacca- If they want another Admin, I'm not interested in being on the standby list. I'm good enough to be Admin 3!! (U2024)
posted 25 minutes ago
Thanks for the laughs guys

Laters


...............

I don't get that one Macca.

posted on 14/9/12

Who said that?

posted on 14/9/12

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)


posted 3 hours, 8 minutes ago

comment by UnitedRedMacca- If they want another Admin, I'm not interested in being on the standby list. I'm good enough to be Admin 3!! (U2024)
posted 25 minutes ago
Thanks for the laughs guys

Laters


...............

I don't get that one Macca.
---------------------

OK VC hear's (as wazza would say) one for ya

A skeleton walks into a bar and says...

Can I have a pint and a mop please

comment by Diggler (U4142)

posted on 14/9/12

My wife asked for a spa day for her birthday tomorrow.

Ill tell her its pronounced "spade" when I give it to her.

Sign in if you want to comment
RATE THIS ARTICLE
Rate Breakdown
5
0 Votes
4
0 Votes
3
0 Votes
2
0 Votes
1
0 Votes

Average Rating: 4.92 from 14 votes

ARTICLE STATS
Day
Article RankingNot Ranked
Article ViewsNot Available
Average Time(mins)Not Available
Total Time(mins)Not Available
Month
Article RankingNot Ranked
Article ViewsNot Available
Average Time(mins)Not Available
Total Time(mins)Not Available