Got talking in work this moring about old nicknames. I was often referred to as Bogbrush, because my spikey hair at the time did in fairness resemble a toilet-brush.
I got off lightly though. Some wee lad in our school was once getting changed for PE and left his keks on the floor, crotch-side up. Unfortunately for this individual, the Nelson Muntz of the school happened to notice a whole host of shaite stains. The lad has been referred to as "Skiddy Whips" ever since. He doesn't take it well.
Another fella had some form of skin issue - psoriasis (no idea of the spelling, but it amounts to flakey/peely skin). He was referred to as "Leper".
Any amusing nicknames from your school days?
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comment by DC (U8199)
posted on 21/9/12
Trotaj
Reminds me of a guy a knew fae fitba
"two-tone mcglone"
posted on 21/9/12
I knew a guy at school called bogbrush. Wasn't because of his hair though.
In a scuffle with this guy I grabbed the nearest weapon which was one of those spiky metal bog brushes. Not my finest moment but needs must!
posted on 21/9/12
Just saw the token one for bhoymurneys black friend
That's a classic!
comment by Castle Grayskull (U3573)
posted on 21/9/12
Not a nickname, but following on from the Army reference above, my bro told me about an Officer in the army called Richard Head. He made a joke of it straight away to the troops to get it over with.
comment by Call Sign: Going for 122 (U3627)
posted on 21/9/12
Not a nickname, but following on from the Army reference above, my bro told me about an Officer in the army called Richard Head. He made a joke of it straight away to the troops to get it over with.
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Have a look on google he is a Major and was named as Major Dickie Head on BBC
comment by Partick Bateman (U14112)
posted on 21/9/12
Have you seen the bomb disposal expert the BBC interview sometimes?
He's called Crispin Black
Seriously
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted on 21/9/12
Is that the really old dude with the beard?
comment by Partick Bateman (U14112)
posted on 21/9/12
Nah, he's sort of bawfaced an serious looking
comment by DC (U8199)
posted on 21/9/12
Crispin Black
ffs
posted on 21/9/12
Not a nickname...a real name,
I used to work with a guy whose surname was "Ing",
Whatever possessed his parents to christen him Roger I have no idea!
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