Titanic

Oh, now that is genuinly funny! 5*

The titanic went down a bit easy too, didn't it?

I have waited for someone to say the pun, so I will say it myself.

I don't think he did I heard he was the first to 'dive' overboard

He'd have been quite aerodynamic with his pointy hood on

I heard in 1914 Suarez was responsible for something big that lasted 4yrs......black hand and arch dukes were involved.

Wasn't that just a cultural misunderstanding? I'm getting déjà vu all over again.

Ahhhhh its black again

"Just seen Richard Keys in the Talksport toilets. It looked like a gorilla gripping a pink banana."

"Just seen Richard Keys in the Talksport toilets. It looked like a gorilla gripping a pink banana."

haha like it.

I remember his hairy had coming through the letter box on "Fantasy Football" (the 90's one), loved that programme wis they'd bring it back it was class.

had = hand

wis = wish

meno to self proofread